Francis Ford Coppola's Megalopolis is undoubtedly the worst film I've watched this year (and probably the decade thus far), but at least its withdrawn trailer with fabricated quotes managed to provide some entertainment. Can’t say the same the for other wretched releases this year.
Ranging from overrated fart-house darlings, awful remakes, and made for Tubi slop, here's a list of films which were the nadir of 2024 for me:
Apartment 7A (Natalie Erika James)
Borderlands (Eli Roth)
La Chimera (Alice Rohrwacher)
The Crow (Rupert Sanders)
Cuckoo (Tilman Singer)
The Fall Guy (David Leitch)
I Saw the TV Glow (Jane Schoenbrun)
The Killer (John Woo)
Lisa Frankenstein (Zelda Williams)
Maid Droid Origins (Rich Mallery)
Megalopolis (Francis Ford Coppola)
Night Swim (Bryce McGuire)
Thelma (Josh Margolin)
Trap (M. Night Shamalamadingdong)
Uglies (McG)
Under Paris (Xavier Gens)
V/H/S/Beyond (Jay Cheel, Jordan Downey, Christian Long, Justin Long, Justin Martinez, Virat Pal, Kate Siegel)
Did you know the inspiration for Eli Roth's cinematic turd that was Borderlands was inspired by his French bulldog taking a dump? True story.
2 comments:
TRAP had some intriguing moments, but it was primarily a showcase for M. Night's daughter and her musical/acting aspirations. I guess if you love her, then you love the movie.
Agreed. Trap came across as shameless nepotism to me. Just an excuse to promote Saleka Night's musical career.
Despite its own issues, Smile 2 seemed to work better as a popstar themed horror, in my opinion.
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