Monday, May 25, 2026

Be Seeing You (Again)

Three types of people I do not trust: politicians, journalists and those who pretend to know all the answers to The Prisoner. The latter was a one-off series consisting of seventeen episodes that aired on ATV in the United Kingdom from 1967 to 1968. It followed the trend of spy shows at the time, particularly the popular series Danger Man (1960–1968). Both of which commissioned by the cigar-smoking TV impresario Lew Grade and featured actor Patrick McGoohan in the lead. McGoohan would also be the series's co-creator; as well writer and director on several episodes. Where The Prisoner differed from its predecessor was in its deliberate subversion of the traditional formula. Instead, it embraced 1960s counterculture and postmodernist allegories.

The opening titles sequence sets up the series's premise perfectly. The titular character storming into his boss’s office and angrily handing over his letter of resignation (I love it when the tea cup leaps up from the saucer when McGoohan bangs his fist on the table with the sounds of a thunder clap), before being subsequently gassed and abducted from his home. Our hero awakens to find himself in a cell designed to resemble his actual apartment in an idyllic coastal village.

Despite his defiant protest of not being a number, McGoohan’s unnamed protagonist would be identified as Number Six by both his warders and fellow prisoners. Number Six would be subjected to dastardly scenarios designed to probe his mind and break his spirit in order to obtain vital information; namely the reason for his resignation. The ingenuity of these methods were worthy of being films themselves; ranging from the use of psychotropic drugs, elaborate role plays and mind-swapping; in fact the plot to A. B. and C. is strikingly similar to Christopher Nolan's 2010 espionage sci-fi thriller Inception; albeit, without the bloviated run time, gimmicky cityscape effects and Han Zimmer's BWAAH horns.

The prison without bars would also house a number of other individuals; presumably from a similar background to our hero. Number Six’s constant dilemma would be distinguishing between the inmates and the warders. What was abundantly clear was Rover, a white weather balloon that belted out a terrifying scream whenever appearing on screen, which served as the Village's guard dog. The bouncing spherical menace would retrieve escapees with their horrified faces imprinted on its latex surface; the stuff of nightmares for any child at the time. Who knew a balloon could be this scary?

Number Six's desperation to escape from the ever surveillant confines of the Village was halted by a constantly changing rota of actors (including Leo McKern Peter Wyngarde and Guy Dolman) playing Number Two; the main antagonist. The predominantly British cast in the series, indirectly suggested Number Six's captors were possibly his former employers. Considering The Prisoner was produced during the height of the Cold War, the series does however allude to both sides being indistinguishable. 

What is indisputable is how The Prisoner foresaw a dystopian world of mass surveillance and blatant abuse of our privacies. In the episode The Chimes of Big Ben, Number Two describes the Village as “an international community, a  perfect blueprint for world order. When the sides facing each other suddenly realise that they're looking into a mirror, they'll see that this is the pattern for the future.” Eerily prophetic. 

The rivalry between Number Six and the differing incarnations of Number Two was a key element of the series’s appeal. Each Number Two utilised a distinct method to extract information from his fellow "lifer", Number Six. In turn, Number Six would exploit any potential weaknesses he found in his enemies. In the episode Hammer Into Anvil, Patrick Cargill’s sadistic Number Two is driven to insanity by our hero after inciting a female prisoner to committing suicide.

Throughout the series, the recurring questions were: who was the eponymous prisoner before he became Number Six, and why did he resign? For the tuned-in audience, however, the identity of Number One was the biggest mystery of them all.  By the time of Fallout, the final episode, the completely bonkers surrealness, symbolic clues and general ambiguity of it all would prove perplexing to enough for the series to be analysed and scrutinised for decades ever since. Thus, apart from its overtly avant-garde 1960s visual aesthetics, much of The Prisoner’s enduring cult appeal stemmed from theorising their own interpretations. 

If Number Six represented the defiant individual, then the Village epitomised a collectivist world of conformity. Ironically, once Number Six’s right to be an individual is finally recognised by a kangaroo court in the climactic finale, a masked collective, representing various societal aspects, mockingly repeats his words. Thus, the mechanism of the collective hive mind continues. Back in London, the sound of Number Six’s front door sounding like his cell in the Village invites the theory that both he and the viewer are both prisoners in the grand scheme of it all. Certainly food for thought, but frustrating for those expecting straightforward answers to recurring questions rather than symbolic allegories. 

When Fallout premiered, the viewers were so disappointed, they jammed up ATV's switchboards; eventually McGoohan was forced to go into hiding with his family. Time, however, has been much kinder to both the series and its star. The Prisoner has also been fortunate to be niche enough not to be dragged into a culture war battleground like other nerdcore properties; which is ironic, given many of its themes and subject matter.

Considering McGoohan’s lifelong scrutinisation regarding The Prisoner, it is possible to categorise him as either a brilliant mind whose work was misunderstood by the "rotten cabbages", or as the perpetrator of one of our greatest media pranks, à la Orson Welles’ 1938 War of the Worlds radio broadcast and Panorama’s spaghetti tree hoax in 1957. Regardless, The Prisoner remains a compelling work that is worth revisiting for the sheer mind fuckery of it all. It's also a lot of fun watching people getting accosted by a weather balloon, too.

Depending on where you are, you can watch The Prisoner for free on YouTube, along with Century 21 Films' superb feature length documentary about the series, The Making of the Prisoner: Don't Knock Yourself Out

Thursday, April 30, 2026

Viewings: April 2026

Motivation to binge and blog about various films like in the past has really taken a hit due to personal circumstances.

Despite this, I did get the chance to watch enough flicks that would satisfy the monthly quota for your average normie. 

Pick of the bunch was Baz Lurhrmann's documentary feature on Elvis during his residency at the formerly known International Hotel in Las Vegas. The film echoes many of the highs that I loved about Luhrmann's biopic on the artist and serves as a perfect encore.

Film:
Lust for a Vampire (Jimmy Sangster, 1971) 
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (Mel Stuart, 1971)  
Special Effects (Larry Cohen, 1984)
XX: Beautiful Hunter (Masaru Konuma, 1994)
EPiC: Elvis Presley in Concert (Baz Luhrmann, 2025/2026)
The Bride! (Maggie Gyllenhaal, 2026) 
Thrash (Tommy Wirkola, 2026)
 
 
Television:
Salem’s Lot (Tobe Hooper, 1979) 
Mastermind - Episodes 29-31 (Various, 2025/2026) 

 Rewatch 

 

Dada Debaser Notes:

  • Jean Luc Besson's Nikita (1990) kickstarted the trend for female assassin movies in the '90s. Japan's XX: Beautiful Hunter is by far the sleaziest of the lot Regardless of all the sexual perversity, there's never a dull moment and it's way better than Besson's contemporary rehashes of his original film.
  • Do yourself a favour and ignore Thrash and watch Alexandre Aja's superior Crawl (2019) instead. 
  • Well done to Eric Bogosian for being the only actor to actually bother putting in a decent performance in Larry Cohen's failed attempt at a Brian De Palma style thriller. The film also made me realise why Zoe Lund played a mute in Ms .45 (1981).
  • Tobe Hooper will forever be associated with the classic The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), but he's also responsible for traumatising us Gen X kids for the window scene alone from Salem's Lot. Try sleeping after watching that.
Salems's Lot | Window Scene
Tobe Hooper | 1979

Tuesday, March 31, 2026

Viewings: March 2026

Back from Hell like Run D.M.C.

John Waters's Cecil B. Demented may be a step down from his previous efforts, but its biting satire on a creatively bankrupt film industry, underground cinephiles and a puritanical general audience is just as cutting today as it was decades ago. The tattoo scene is a personal highlight as it validates my own opinion that H.G. Lewis, the godfather of gore, is worthy of being amongst the great auteurs of cinema.

Film:
 Jason and the Argonauts (Don Chaffey, 1963) 
Curse of the Devil (Carlos Aured, 1973)
Carry On Emmanuelle (Gerald Thomas, 1978)
Cecil B. Demented (John Waters, 2000)
Marty Supreme (Josh Safdie, 2025)
Cold Storage (Jonny Campbell, 2026)
Primate (Johannes Roberts, 2026)
Scream 7 (Kevin Williamson, 2026)
Send Help (Sam Raimi, 2026)
Whistle (Corin Hardy, 2026)

Television:
Mastermind - Episodes 23-28 (Various, 2025 / 2026)
  
 Rewatch
   

Dada Debaser Notes:

  • Always knew Carry On Emmanuelle was a terrible film, but seeing it all the way through, for the very first time, was legitimately shocking. The worst effort in the entire franchise.
  • Marty Supreme was nothing but ugly looking characters shouting at one another. A gruelling viewing experience, thanks to its laborious run time.
  • Whistle's haunted maze scene is a great sequence from what's otherwise a derivative and predictable mash-up of the Final Destination and Smile films.
  • The best moments in Sam Raimi's Send Help are when he's completely off his leash and gets to deliver his over-the-top style, such as Rachel MacAddams hunting a terribly CGI rendered wild boar.
  • Glad someone was savvy enough to realise that the most entertaining moments from Jordan Peele's overrated Nope (2022) was the killer chimp. Thus, we have Primate. Unfortunately, it's ridden with the most dumbest and boring collective of Gen Z teens which make this surprisingly gory effort a real drag.
  • Hats off to Nia DaCosta for getting two fantastic performances out of Ralph Fiennes and Jack O'Connell for 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple and still managing to deliver only a conventionally  passable sequel. This latest instalment lacks the creativity, eccentricity and world-building of its predecessor, as well as it feeling like a side-story than the second act in a trilogy. The Iron Maiden scene is admittedly great, however:
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple | Iron Maiden Scene
Nia DaCosta | 2026

Tuesday, March 10, 2026

I Spit on Your Rave

Following The Martorialist’s post regarding burial soundtrack songs/themes, my choice would be Ennio Morricone’s Dies Irae Psichedelico. While Il Maestro’s more familiar The Ecstasy of Gold would have been a more obvious choice in my younger years, Metallica and JAŸ-Z have rendered it unusable, thanks to their cultural appropriation of it; permanently turning it into a clichéd theme.

I had heard Dies Irae Psichedelico well before seeing Escalation (1968), the film it is featured in. Your host immediately imagined a scene with marching angels, sounding the horns for the Rapture, or a similarly epic biblical event which would be fitting of Morricone’s remarkable theme. Sadly, Escalation is a forgettable Italian sex comedy, and the particular composition appears when giallo star Lino Capolicchio (more of him in a forthcoming film review) attends a London rave full of stoned and tuneless hippies ruining the track by screaming all over it; one of whom experiencing an epileptic fit while on the piano, by the sound of it. Bond girl and Hammer starlet Madeline Smith dancing to Morricone's disrespected masterpiece, in a brief and uncredited part, is a minor perk for what's otherwise a bitter disappointment for your host.

Thankfully, the legendary director Mario Bava managed to feature a hippie party scene that complimented another Morricone fave of mine, in the classic fumetti neri Danger: Diabolik (1968). I'm all over Eureka's forthcoming Masters of Cinema release of the film like gold on John Philip Law, by the way.

For what it's worth (no Buffalo Springfield), Gen X fares no better than annoying hippies when I'm seeing folks like the one below on my local high street blasting '90s techno rubbish upon the general public:

Sunday, March 8, 2026

Ladies First

In honour of International Women’s Day, here's a list of films that I consider female-centric. This eclectic selection includes both well-known titles and lesser-known works that are often overlooked by clickbait film sites and terminally online Letterboxd hags.

Dementia (John Parker, 1955)
Diabolique (Henri-Georges Clouzot, 1955) 
The Violent Years (William Morgan, 1956)
Beat Girl (Edmond T. Gréville, 1959)
Eyes Without a Face (Georges Franju, 1960)
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (Robert Aldrich, 1962) 
The Demon (Brunello Rondi, 1963)
The Girl Who Knew Too Much (1963) 
The Whip and the Body (Mario Bava, 1963) 
White Slaves of Chinatown (Joseph P. Mawra, 1964) 
Bad Girls Go to Hell (Doris Wishman, 1965)
Bunny Lake Is Missing (Otto Preminger, 1965) 
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (Russ Meyer, 1965)
The Nanny (Seth Holt, 1965)
Repulsion (Roman Polanski, 1965) 
Belle de Jour (Luis Buñuel, 1967) 
Barbarella (Roger Vadim, 1968)
Rosemary's Baby (Roman Polanski, 1968) 
The Laughing Woman (Piero Schivazappa, 1969)
And Soon the Darkness (Robert Fuest, 1970) 
Eugenie de Sade (Jesús Franco, 1970)
The Vampire Lovers (Roy Ward Baker, 1970) 
The Big Doll House (Jack Hill, 1971)
Daughters of Darkness (Harry Kümel, 1971)
Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (Jaromil Jireš, 1971) 
Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion (Shunya Itō, 1972)
Your Vice Is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key (Sergio Martin, 1972) 
Coffy (Jack Hill, 1973)
The Doll Squad (Ted V. Vikels, 1973)
The Iron Rose (Jean Rollin, 1973) 
Lady Snowblood (Toshiya Fujita, 1973) 
Act of Vengeance (Bob Kelijan, 1974) 
Big Bad Mama (Steve Carver, 1974) 
Caged Heat (Jonathan Demme, 1974)
House of Whipcord (Pete Walker, 1974)
Messiah of Evil (Willard Huyck, Gloria Katz, 1974)
Vampyres (José Ramón Larraz, 1974) 
Ilsa: She-Wolf of the S.S. (Don Edmonds, 1975)
Footprints on the Moon (Luigi Bazzoni, Mario Fanelli, 1975) 
Picnic at Hanging Rock (Peter Weir, 1975) 
The Switchblade Sisters (Jack Hill, 1975)
Carrie (Brian De Palma, 1976) 
Rabid (David Cronenberg, 1977)
The Sentinel (Michael Winner, 1977) 
Suspiria (Dario Argento, 1977) 
I Spit on Your Grave (Meir Zarchi, 1978)
The Lady in Red (Lewis Teague, 1979)
Ms. 45 (Abel Ferrara, 1981)
The Living Dead Girl (Jean Rollin, 1982) 
Chained Heat (Paul Nicholas, 1983)
Angel (Robert Vincent O'Neill, 1984)
Nikita (Luc Besson, 1990) 
Singapore Sling (Nikos Nikolaidis, 1990)
The Silence of the Lambs (Jonathan Demme, 1991) 
Serial Mom (John Waters, 1994) 
Bound (Lana Wachowski, Lilly Wachowski, 1996)
The Long Kiss Goodnight (Renny Harlin, 1996) 
A Gun for Jennifer (Todd Morris, 1997) 
Perfect Blue (Satoshi Kon, 1997) 
Audition (Takashi Miike, 1999) 
Mulholland Drive (David Lynch, 2001)
May (Lucky McKee, 2002) 
The Descent (Neil Marshall, 2005) 
Amer (Hélène Cattet, Bruno Forzani, 2009)
The Loved Ones (Sean Byrne, 2009)
Triangle (Christopher Smith, 2009)
Black Swan (Darren Aronofsky, 2010) 
Excision (Richard Bates Jr, 2012) 
Nymphomaniac (Lars Von Trier, 2013)
The Babadook (Emily Kent, 2014) 
Starry Eyes ( Dennis Widmyer, Kevin Kölsch, 2014)
The Neon Demon (Nicolas Winding Refn, 2016)
Revenge (Coralie Forgeat, 2017) 
Midsommar (Ari Aster, 2019) 
Benedetta (Paul Verhoeven, 2021)
Censor (Prano Bailey-Bond, 2021) 
Last Night in Soho (Edgar Wright, 2021) 
Hatching (Hanna Bergholm, 2022)
The Royal Hotel (Kitty Green, 2023) 
Love Lies Bleeding (Rose Glass, 2024) 
Anora (Sean Baker, 2024)
Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (George Miller, 2024) 
The Substance (Coralie Forgeat, 2024)
The Ugly Stepsister (Emilie Blichfeldt, 2025) 

Compiling a list such as this, particularly when it includes many films prior to the #MeToo era, reveals how cultural opinions can change over time. Titles once considered misogynistic are now praised as essential feminist cinema. This demonstrates the unpredictability of cultural attitudes and the importance of not censoring the past.

Friday, February 27, 2026

Viewings: February 2026

Stranded in a Greek hell hole rather than the heavenly confines of my movie room. I’ve watched nothing but a so-so documentary on Clint Eastwood on TV that could have been sourced from a Wikipedia article about the iconic legend.

On the positive side of things, picturesque sunrises over the Mediterranean Sea and a mesmerising Evi Spanou presenting the news at 4am, were the best viewing experiences I had all month.

God knows when I’ll be back home. Soon hopefully.

Friday, February 20, 2026

Letterboxd Blasphemies: Part 3

Still missing in action like Chuck Norris currently, but here’s another round of horrendous Letterboxd opinions your host has had festering in his drafts folder *insert Frankie Howerd gif here* in case of times like this.

Over one hundred years of film history and culture condensed into moronic idiocy by the modern era masses. 

Back soon, hopefully.

Saturday, January 31, 2026

Viewings: January 2026

Didn't get anywhere close to completing my write-up of my favourite discovery this month; Mervyn LeRoy's pre-Code drama I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang.

Neither did I get to even start on Álex de la Iglesia's superb horror comedy The Day of the Beast, regrettably.

Fortunately, your host still managed to squeeze in two other unearthed gems which got the Dada Debaser™ treatment; teen horror Mirror Mirror, and another LeRoy winner, Little Caesar.

No notes this month.

Film:
Little Caesar (Mervyn LeRoy, 1931)
The Brain from Planet Arous (Nathan Juran, 1957) 
The Manchurian Candidate (John Frankenheimer, 1962) 
The Curse of the Yellow Snake (Franz Josef Gottlieb, 1963)
The Mad Executioners (Edwin Zbonek, 1963)
The Killers (Don Siegel, 1964) 
In the Eye of the Hurricane (José María Forqué, 1971)
The Light at the Edge of the World (Kevin Billington, 1971)
Pretty Maids All in a Row (Roger Vadim, 1971)
Gordon's War (Ossie Davis, 1973) 
The Stepford Wives (Bryan Forbes, 1975) 
Massacre at Central High (Renee Daalder, 1976) 
The Appointment (Lindsey C. Vickers, 1982) 
Looker (Michael Crichton, 1981) 
Fear City (Abel Ferrara, 1984) 
At Close Range (James Foley, 1986)
The Terror Within (Thierry Notz, 1989)
Mirror Mirror (Marina Sargenti, 1990)
The People Under the Stairs (Wes Craven, 1991) 
The Terror Within II (Andrew Stevens, 1991)
The Day of the Beast (Álex de la Iglesia, 1995) 
Dead Presidents (Albert Hughes, Allen Hughes, 1995)
Garden of Love (Olaf Ittenbach, 2003) 

Television:
The Avengers (Various Episodes) (Various, 1961-1969)
The New Avengers (Various Episodes) (Various, 1976-1977) 

 
 Rewatch
  

Alas, I'm on an unplanned hiatus. Might not get to post or respond to any comments for a while. Back soon, hopefully.

Tuesday, January 13, 2026

Reflection of Lydia Deetz

Mirror Mirror (Marina Sargenti, 1990)

Those connoisseurs of trash cinema over at Bleeding Skull compiled a list of their favourite indie horror films directed by women recently. The inclusion of Marina Sargenti's Mirror Mirror (1990) piqued my interest the most. Teen angst films, particularly those of the horror genre, serve as an allegory for the wider world. Consequently, celebrated horror films such as Carrie, Halloween and Scream continue to resonate today. Mirror Mirror is another teen angst horror which caught me unaware and impressed me.

The film opens with a sepia-filtered house in 1950s Iowa. In one room, Elizabeth Weatherfield is brutally murdered by her sister, Mary, in front of a large mirror. The narrative then shifts to the present day where Megan Good (Rainbow Harvest) and her widowed mother, Susan (Karen Black), move into the house of horror. Unbeknownst to Megan, the ornate furniture in her new bedroom is a demonic mirror with supernatural powers.

Let's discuss the elephant in the room: Rainbow Harvest (with a name like that, her parents must have been hippies) is the mirror image (pun intended) of Winona Ryder. The resemblance is beyond uncanny. Obviously, the director of the film, Marina Sargenti, realised this having her star dressed like Winona's most iconic goth character, Lydia Deetz from Beetlejuice (1988). Speaking of the Tim Burton classic, in a scene where Megan, Susan, and her new fella Mr. Veze (a pony-tailed William Sanderson), are dining on fried chicken, you're almost expecting them to burst into a possessed song and dance of Harry Belafonte's Day-O. Mr. Veze correlating visions of maggots on his chicken drumstick to a Vietnam flash back, is still entertaining, regardless.

The newcomer being a blight to the ignorant locals is a familiar cinematic trope. Therefore, it's unsurprising that the reserved goth is subjected to ridicule at her new high school. Her appearance attracts the mockery of the school’s bully queen Charleen Kane (Charlie Spradling) and her big haired, shoulder padded clique. One of the teachers, Mr Anderson (Stephen Tobolowsky), also exhibits unjustified hostility towards the new student. 

Fortunately, Nikki Chandler (Kristin Datillo), a likeable student who is running for class president against Charleen, befriends the outcast. Much to the dismay of Nikki's boyfriend, Ron (Ricky Paull Goldin), who finds Megan's behaviour becoming increasingly disturbing, the pair become inseparable.

The high school scenes draw inspiration from another film starring Winona Ryder - Heathers (1989). Replace Christian Slater's teen psychopath J.D. with a free-standing, demonic mirror and that's essentially Mirror Mirror in a nutshell; which explains my appreciation for this film.

The mirror's demonic powers grow more nerfarious throughout the course of the film. At first, it's the family pooch being found bloody and dead in the house, by Susan. Bizarrely, she places the dead pooch on the kitchen counter. Even Megan questions her mother's action. This is immediately followed by the apparition of Megan's dead father in her bedroom. As they hug in the darkness, she screams at her father's horribly, disfigured face.

A notable scene is set in the school cafeteria. From across the tables Charleen and her companions laugh at the new student, with the exception of her boyfriend Jeff (Tom Bresnahan), who is exasperated by her pettiness. Evidently, the demonic mirror is also annoyed. Blood drips down the glass object simultaneously with Charleen’s epic nosebleed.

Yvonne De Carlo plays Emelin, an employee of the leasing agent letting out the Weatherfield house. She discovers a book revealing the significance of the mirror and its dark history. The character is the film’s equivalent of Dr. Loomis. 

The kills are unexpectedly vicious, in what initially comes across as a fairly derivative and safe teen horror. The expected demise of Charleen is particularly nasty. The bully is scolded to death from the pipes above her in the school showers. Her death is intercut with her classmates playing in the swimming pool. The aftermath has Megan congratulating Nikki that she is the new class president since her rival has died. Tact isn't exactly Megan's strong point.

Ron is murdered in the bath by an evil mimic of his second love, Nikki. Not before serving up an epic sandwich. The irony of him saying "Oh, ladies and gentlemen! May I say, at this time, I may die a very happy man?" when sampling his culinary creation is not lost. The tragedy of it all being the poor lad never got to finish his snack.

Susan succumbs to the dreaded hand stuck in the garbage disposal. It may be a well worn cliché, but it's still a tense scene as the gruesome situation unfolds. Why on earth anyone would even consider installing such a dangerous contraption in their home?. It does make for great horror inside a kitchen, however.


Apart from the aforementioned films starring Winona Ryder, Mirror Mirror also bears some similarity to Christine (1983) in terms of its protagonist. Megan’s obsession with the mirror is strikingly reminiscent of Arnie Cunningham falling under the spell of his blood-red Plymouth Fury. While possession from a demonic force is not exclusive to both films, Mirror Mirror evokes John Carpenter’s effort with how it unravels over the course of the film. Elements of Hellraiser (1987) are also evident with its finale set inside the Weatherfield house. The score changing to a more orchestral sounds are evocative of Christopher Young's soundtrack for the film.

Based on a screenplay by Annette and Gina Gascone, the creators of the Deadtime Stories children books, Mirror Mirror is anything but a kid-friendly horror film; despite its early impression of a Young Adult story. It's considered something of a spiritual predecessor to Fisher Price horror, The Craft (1996), a beloved favourite for goth posers, ageing Tumblrinas, and Letterboxd Wiccans. However, Mirror Mirror operates without a safety net, making it a far edgier and mean-spirited offering than its sterile, coven-themed successor. The fact that it has the look and feel of a STV film, also caught me off guard. I assumed this would be some early '90s slop, fortunately that wasn't the case.

Amazingly, Mirror Mirror spawned three sequels. Which makes me even more disappointed with myself; unaware of another film franchise like the Vice Academy hexalogy, until quite recently.

You can watch this largely forgotten horror for free on YouTube.

Friday, January 9, 2026

The Wish List: 'Underrated Sci-Fi' Edition

The cold and dark of the winter doldrums makes me want to retreat into my mind like Sam Lowry. Perhaps it's because I binged on some random sci-fi films last month, but I've been thinking about some underrated entries in the genre that deserve to be on my latest Wish List:

Looker (Michael Crichton, 1981)

If you're willing to accept the premise of a middle-aged, Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, portrayed by Albert Finney, as the film’s hero, you will be rewarded with a compelling conspiracy thriller beyond its time. Looker not only predicted deep fakes in media over forty years ago, but also presented the nefarious concept of subliminal messaging in television used to influence consumer behaviour and political decisions.

Looker is desperately in need of a remaster. The picture quality of the Warner Archive Blu-ray is far too grainy and the colours are flat. Arrow or Indicator would be ideal labels to restore the film, including inserting the famous deleted scene, featuring James Coburn, which provides crucial context to the plot.

The Hidden (Jack Sholder, 1987)

A gloriously 1980s sci-fi action film about an alien insect that crawls inside people and causing them to commit crimes, while blasting uptempo rock music. 

While The Hidden is frequently included in lists of underrated 1980s science fiction films, its status has largely remained unchanged. I revisited this film after noting its obvious inspiration for The Cat (1992) last month. Pleased to say that it has lost none of its appeal since first discovering it during my teens.

A film that would benefit with superior treatment from a label such as Vinegar Syndrome or 88 Films. 

Fortress (Stuart Gordon, 1992)

Admittedly, labelling this film underrated is tenuous, given its box office success and producing a sequel. However, pretty much anything directed by Stuart Gordon that isn't Re-Animator or From Beyond barely gets the same sort of physical media love as them. 

Set in a dystopian future, where having more than one child will get you a life sentence in a subterranean, maximum security prison, a remote explosive device in your stomach, and a cyborg Kurtwood Smith trying to steal your wife, Fortress is one one of the better movies to star Christopher Lambert where you needn't worry about him talking in a horrible Scottish accent. Pure B-movie entertainment, and a personal favourite amongst prison movie canon.

Fortress would make for a worthy release on 88 Films or Kino Lorber.

Beyond the Black Rainbow (Panos Cosmatos, 2010)

 

Given its abstract cinematography and deliberate slow-pacing, Beyond the Black Rainbow is more of a mood-driven experience than one with a traditional narrative. This gives it a certain pretentious art-house quality, for lack of a better description. However, its stunning retro-futuristic visual aesthetics make the feat of deciphering it, surprisingly worthwhile. It eventually treads into familiar slasher territory, too. That would explain why I find it so appealing.

Panos Cosmatos followed this film with the similarly experimental Mandy (2018), starring Nicolas Cage; another film that I adore.

Beyond the Black Rainbow would be a suitable release for a label like Second Sight, which knows a thing or two about curateing both modern cult films and traditional titles. 

The Platform (Galder Gaztelu-Urrutia, 2019)

I recently reviewed this allegorical film set within a dystopian brutalist prison. It is worth reiterating my profound impression of the film. While some scenes are very disturbing, it remains a captivating and challenging watch. Regrettably, its sequel was a significant disappointment and even undermined the original, to an extent.

Although a Netflix exclusive, The Platform was released on Blu-ray in Spain and Japan. These releases were not English-friendly. Therefore, the film is definitely in need of a Blu-ray release with English subtitles. Second Sight would be my pick to deliver the goods.

Underwater (William Eubank, 2020)

Similar to her former co-star Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart has starred in several films to distance herself from her association with the cultural ruin of the Twilight series. More recently, she starred in the enjoyable film Love Lies Bleeding (2024). My favourite example of this is Underwater, a science fiction thriller set at the bottom of the Mariana Trench with sea monsters. It might also be because K-Stew and Jessica Henwick wear skimpy underwear in it, too.

Sadly, this energetic, creature feature was caught up in the Covid kerfuffle. It's never received an official Blu-ray release in my region. Any of the aforementioned labels  would be a good distributor, to be honest.