Saturday, October 15, 2022

The Moment I Feared: Part 5

Worzel Gummidge 
(Willis Hall & Keith Waterhouse, 1979 - 1981)
 

There's a discreet chance it might have originated over Gloria Hendry's cruel demise by a remote controlled scarecrow in the James Bond film Live and Let Die (1973), but if ever a medium administered unexpected formidophobia to a young, urban audience then it would have undoubtedly been the children's television series Worzel Gummidge. Based upon Barbara Euphan Todd's children's books, the show about Worzel, an endearing dim-witted scarecrow, played by ex-Doctor Who Jon Pertwee, would wind up in a series of scrapes and adventures during its original run. 

It was bad enough having to witness the constant beratement by his object of desire, Aunt Sally (Una Stubbs), an uppity and rude, life-sized fairground doll; but seeing him endlessly disembowled and headless during many altercations, or wearing one of his alternate creepy looking heads was positively frightening for a young whippersnapper like me back in the day. 

Worzel and Sally weren't the only inanimate humanoid creations come to life, there was an ensemble of other characters who would appear on the show, including personal favourites: ship's figurehead Saucy Nancy (Barbara Windsor); Worzel's Sid Vicious inspired nephew Pickles Bramble; and Jolly Jack (Bernard Cribbins), a fish and chip shop figurehead. Those were the ones that looked half normal; the rest of Worzel's fear mongering kind were a motley bunch who resembled something between Edward Lionheart's mob of meths drinkers in Theatre of Blood (1973) and the typical crumbly rotten variety in Lucio Fulci's zombie films. Pure terror.

The series eventually wound up on the otherside of the world when it was relaunched and filmed in New Zealand as Worzel Gummidge Down Under (1987 - 1989), which I have no memory of. It was resurrected once more, this time by the BBC in 2019 with that scrawny bloke Mackenzie Crook from The Office. No idea if it was any good, though.

Coincidentally, around the same time as the original series, the classic television movie, Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981) came along. Sadly it spawned a sequel earlier this year. Is nothing sacred?

13 comments:

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

The reboot is pretty good tbf. Crook makes a good scarecrow.

The first toy I ever remember having was the mini Worzel Gummidge with the 3 detachable heads.

Spartan said...

Ha! I had that toy too. I think it cost £5 in Argos.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

The Gen X toy arc: from Worzel Gummidge to Star Wars to Action Force.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

AKA the Red Shadows equivalent of Captain Black.

I was obsessed with Action Force because it had the best tie-in comic and the best villains with Baron Ironblood & his Red Shadows.

Spartan said...

Was the comic any good? I know a bunch of legendary British comicbook writers and artists worked on Battle / Action Force, but I was only ever familiar with their works via 2000AD. Been casually checking for any trade paperback reprints whenever possible.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

The comics were great. The story where Baron Ironblood became Cobra Commander after the Action Force and G.I Joe toy lines merged in the U.K was iconic for me ��

All the comics are archived here:

http://www.bloodforthebaron.com/comics/baf/index.html

Spartan said...

Cheers for the link.

G.I. Joe came a bit too late for me, but I always appreciated just how cool some of the characters looked, like Destro and Snake Eyes.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

I always wondered if Destro was inspired by Caliban in Star Fleet?

Spartan said...

Wouldn't surprise me if it were.

Another American toy company at the time, Mattel, got in a legal dispute over copyright infringement relating to the Conan and Kull I.Ps. They surprisingly won. Looked obvious to me, though.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

You are not wrong there.

Spartan said...

Have you heard of a movie called Doppelgänger1969). All the recent Gerry Anderson related talk, along with its cast, piqued my curiosity for the film.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Never heard of it, but it looks good dunnit?

Spartan said...

Definitely. A Gerry Anderson produced sci-fi adventure with Ian Hendry and Patrick Wymark starring in it, is very promising. Gonna have to check it out.