Saturday, August 31, 2024

Viewings: August 2024

Soi Cheang's roaring actionfest Twilight Warriors: Walled In and László Benedek's revenge thriller The Night Visitor were unequivocally the film highlights this month. 

Amazed I never discovered Peter Graham Scott's mini-series Children of the Stones until now. Probably the best slice of vintage TV I've watched in ages.


Film:

The Horrible Dr. Hichcock (Riccardo Freda, 1962)

The Possessed (Luigi Bazzoni, Franco Rossellini, 1965)*

The Sorcerers (Michael Reeves, 1967)

Mississippi Mermaid (François Truffaut, 1969)*

The Night Visitor (László Benedek, 1971)*

Tony Arzenta (Duccio Tessari, 1973)*

Dead Man’s Letters (Konstantin Lopushansky, 1986)*

Spectre (Marcello Avallone, 1987)*

Door II: Tôkyô Diary (Banmei Takahashi, 1991)*

Deadly Instincts AKA Breeders (Paul Matthews, 1997)*

Bruiser (George A. Romero, 2000)*

Napoleon: The Director’s Cut (Ridley Scott, 2023)*

Borderlands (Eli Roth, 2024)*

The Killer (John Woo, 2024)*

Kinds of Kindness (Yorgos Lanthimos, 2024)*

Longlegs (Osgood Perkins, 2024)*

Sting (Kiah Roache-Turner, 2024)*

Trap (M. Night Shamalamadingdong, 2024)*

Twilight of the Warriors: Walled In (Soi Cheang, 2024)*


Television:

 Doctor Who - Inferno (Sydney Newman, 1963-2024)*

Space: 1999 - Various Episodes (Gerry Anderson, Sylvia Anderson, 1975-1977)*

Children of the Stones - Complete Series (Peter Graham Scott, 1977)*

Hammer House of Mystery and Suspense - Child's Play (Val Guest, 1984)*

Hammer House of Mystery and Suspense - The Corvini Inheritance (Gabrielle Beaumont, 1984)*

Hammer House of Mystery and Suspense - In Possession (Val Guest, 1984)

Hammer House of Mystery and Suspense - A Distant Scream (John Hough, 1984)*

Hammer House of Mystery and Suspense - Paint Me a Murder (Alan Cooke, 1984)*

Mastermind - Episodes 1-3 (Bill Wright, 2024/2025)*

 

*First time viewings.


Dada Debaser Notes:

  • Banmei Takahashi's horror thriller Door (1988) is one of my fave discoveries so far this year, but its sequel has absolutely no connection and belongs in an entirely different genre (erotic drama) altogether. Just cashing in on the name, I suppose.
  • There aren't enough words to describe how bad Borderlands is.
  • As far as nightmarish, nuclear holocaust films go, Soviet cinema's Dead Man's Letters gives Threads (1984) a run for its money. Way too Tarkovsky for me, though.
  • M. Night’s new film is unbridled nepotism and serves as a shameless promo for his daughter’s turgid music. Her acting is worse than Sofia Coppola's performance in The Godfather Part III (1990).
  • The Possessed is the art house giallo Antonioni ought to have made instead of Blow-Up (1966). You can liken it to his Decadence trilogy (without its pretentiousness, thankfully).
  • Yorgos Lanthimos proves he can't make an entertaining anthology movie; three bizarre stories, each of them dragged out to almost an hour in length, and still laced with predictable twist endings. Heavily reliant on its celeb cast acting strange to carry it and to indulgently appease Lanthimos' weirdo fetish. By no means horrible, but why watch the epic slog that is Kinds of Kindness ever again when you can watch any of Amicus' superior portmanteaus?
  • Was hoping for Mississippi Mermaid to be as good as Truffaut's other Hitchcockian film, The Bride Wore Black (1968), but even peak era Catherine Deneuve flashing her breasts couldn't save it from being a snoozefest.
  • Disappointed with Longlegs. Obvious inspiration is taken from many cat and mouse horror thrillers, winding up worse than the sum of its parts. Nicolas Cage's performance in it was exactly what I expected.
  • RIP Alain Delon! The French actor plays another trench coat wearing assassin in the actioner Tony Arzenta. Decent film with a great supporting cast and locations, but nowhere near in the same league as Le Samouraï (1967).
  • Speaking of assassins, the demake of the heroic bloodshed classic The Killer (1989) is absolutely atrocious. Nathalie Emmanuel might have gone from Hollyoaks to Hollywood, but John Woo went from Sam Peckinpah to Sam Smith. What a fall off.
  • I wrote about my fave movie scenes set inside a supermarket this month. 

Geeked for Strange Darling (2024) and The Substance (2024) being released next month. Curse my luck they're out on the very same day!

Tuesday, August 27, 2024

Youth in Revulsion

The Substance (Trailer)
Coralie Fargeat, 2024

Excited to finally see a proper trailer after that short clip from a few months back for Coralie Fargeat's upcoming film The Substance (2024). The short blurb about it reads: "A fading celebrity decides to use a black market drug, a cell-replicating substance that temporarily creates a younger, better version of herself." With a sixty-something Demi Moore being in it, I'm expecting some satire/commentary on the beauty industry along with the inevitable shock factor.

Seeing a bunch of early reviews mention other famous body horror movies like The Fly (1986), Society (1989) and... The Nutty Professor films in the same breath as The Substance, has me eagerly anticipating its release next month.

Revenge (Trailer)
Coralie Fargeat, 2017
 

Neither anything helmed by acclaimed, femme New French Extremity directors Claire Denis or Julia Ducournau made me rush out to the cinema like Fargeat's captivating debut, the rape revenge thriller Revenge (2017). Ended up having to drive miles away to see it in an art house cinema after Mark Kermode's review. In the wake of the #MeToo movement, the film gained a cult following amongst horror audiences. Personally, I consider it an insult to most people's intelligence (there is no way the protagonist would have survived in the desert), but it's incredibly entertaining, regardless. I'm kind of expecting the same deal with Fargeat's latest film. Bound to be better than the highly overrated and soporific Titane (2021) at least.

Going full circle: what links the notorious rape revenge exploitation film I Spit on Your Grave (1978) with Demi Moore? Answer: Demi Moore is the model posing in that iconic film poster. An interesting tidbit I learned whilst watching a documentary on the film during lockdown.

Sunday, August 25, 2024

Kowloon Ruck

Twilight Warriors: Walled In (Soi Cheang, 2024)

Director Soi Cheang first came onto my radar with his Hong Kong crime thriller Limbo (2021). Despite its incredible production design and hyper-stylised noir aesthetic, the central core of the film was like every generic crime thriller involving the hunt for a serial killer. It was superficially alluring, at best. His latest film, adapted from a graphic novel known as City of Darkness, is also laced with fantastic visuals, but more importantly, it also has a more interesting plot.

Twilight Warriors: Walled In is set during the eighties in Hong Kong's shanty city of Kowloon. The historical region resembled a post-apocalyptic nightmare rather than an actual urban province. The gargantuan ramshackle is the basis for the film's amazing look. Within its corrugated walls is a densely populated feudal society with triad bosses acting like governing elders.


After being ripped off obtaining a fake ID card by Mr. Big (the legendary Sammo Hung still kicking arse in his seventies), Chan Lok-kwan (Raymond Chan) runs afoul of the triads by mistakenly snatching a bag of drugs thinking it was the money owed to him. The result is an epic chase fight into the Walled City, where the triads are prohibited from venturing in. Lok-kwan finds sanctuary in the urban shit hole to be temporary when he runs into another gang led by the chain smoking, martial arts master Cyclone (Louis Koo). After some more fighting, Lok-kwan goes through the motions of finding acceptance with the inhabitants of the Walled City.

The police free zone has its own laws and politics, which is fascinating during the downtime of not having a violent fight light up the screen. This also benefits the film's world building along with defining its central characters. There's a back story to Lok-kwan, which eventually leads to serious consequences for everyone living in Kowloon.


A refreshing concept is how Mr. Big isn't the major villain in the film. That duty falls to his maniacal second-in-command, King (Philip Ng), who looks like an Asian verison of Paul Calf. Controversially, King the power of invulnerability. He is impervious to lethal machete strikes, a sledgehammer to his skull, and can chew on red hot coal like it's a chicken nugget. This comic book style villain is more than a challenge for Lok-kwan and three of his comrades during the film's epically climactic showdown.

The fight choreography comes somewhere in between Steven Chao's cartoonish action in Kung Fu Hustle (2004) and the brutal grittiness of Gareth Evans' The Raid films. Thus, Twilight Warriors: Walled In does not disappoint with its entertaining action scenes. Did not expect the emotionally effective drama sequences, either. A good example is the brotherhood of Lok-kwan's inner circle: Shin (Terrance Lau), Twelfth Master (Tony Wu) and the masked AV (German Cheung). From playing mah jong to dispensing street justice to a prostitute killer, a tight bond is formed with the foursome, where they're willing to sacrifice themselves to prove it.

The film is superior to the average John Wick-core actioner, which has long outstayed its welcome. Of course, there is the potential of the comic book style combat being a turn off for some, but it more than makes sense considering it's based on an actual graphic novel. A rare win for comic book movies over the last few years.

Overall, Twilight Warriors: Walled In is a quality action film. Not only does it deliver an abundant amount of shit kicking, but it does it with resplendent glee. Apparently, there are another two films (one, a sequel; the other, a prequel) planned and this instalment has managed to get its hooks in, and left me willing to check them out too. Recommended.

Saturday, August 24, 2024

Liberator Liberated

Blake's 7 (Season One Trailer)
Various, 1978

Another Dada Debaser wish come true! Terry Nation's sci-fi series Blake's 7 (1978-1981) is receiving some blu-ray love from the BBC this autumn, according to a recent announcement. At least... the first series is.

Truthfully; I never saw it really happening on account of infinitely more popular BBC programmes like Porridge (1974-1977) and Open All Hours (1976-1985)  still only being available on DVD format.

Other films sprinkled with the Dada Debaser magic dust are listed below, along with the respective labels which released them:

Freaks - Criterion

Blood Sucking Freaks - Vinegar Syndrome

After Hours - Criterion

Evil Dead Trap 2: Hideki - 88 Films

A Gun for Jennifer - Vinegar Syndrome

Thursday, August 22, 2024

Frog Rock

In theory, an early 1970s British horror involving a frog worshipping, undead biker gang wreaking havoc in shopping centres, and Beryl Reid as a witch, ought to be right up my alley. Regardless of its cult following, I've regrettably never been able to appreciate Psychomania (1973), even if it's ironically like most of its fans. The film lacks any real edginess and is a bitter disappointment.

Better known for playing the best versions of Shere Khan and Mr. Freeze, the unmistakably upper class sounding George Sanders would receive top billing, as Psychomania would be his final film appearance since he took his own life. You can almost understand why, if you’ve seen it.

John Cameron - Psychomania Front Title
Psychomania OST, 1973

 
On a more cheerful tip, I do like John Cameron's main theme from Psychomania's soundtrack. It manages to be both suitably eerie for the film and possesses the distinctive seventies British prog rock, which is seldom replicated convincingly by today's retro sounding millennial bands.
 
Cameron would also contribute to library music label KPM's Afro Rock album the very same year. Standouts include Swamp Fever and Afro Metropolis by the musician, but it's his fellow contributor, Alan Parker, who shines the most with his track Punch Bowl for me. The pair were members of C.S.S, better known as that band covering Led Zeppelin's Whole Lotta Love used as the Top of the Pops theme.

Alan Parker - Punch Bowl
Afro Rock, 1973
 

Monday, August 19, 2024

Night of the Living Debt

Bruiser (Trailer)
George A. Romero, 2000
 
 
Amongst George A. Romero's film oeuvre, the psychological thriller Bruiser (2000) was something of a blind spot until very recently.

Bruiser can be best described as the missing link between The Mask (1994) and American Psycho (2000). Despite some great ideas and Peter Stormare's scene stealing as an outrageously sleazy boss, the film is a let down due to an unfocussed script and its messy execution. To hazard a guess, it reeks of studio interference.

Misfits - Scream 
Famous Monsters, 1999
 

An interesting story about Bruiser, however, is how it does honour a favour between the horror punk band the Misfits and Romero for having him direct their music video for Scream! The only music video Romero ever directed. Misfits would return the favour by appearing in Bruiser and performing a four song set; including the titular song.

The film would end up a commercial failure, but the zombie movie renaissance in the 2000s would result in Romero still making films, although restricted to another Dead trilogy. 

Land of the Dead (Behind the scenes w/ Edgar Wright & Simon Pegg)
George A. Romero, 2005

The first film in the new trilogy, the underrated Land of the Dead (2005), would feature cameos from Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright as flesh eating zombies. The British comedy duo ignited their film careers the previous year with the success of their zombie comedy Shaun of the Dead (2004), which was heavily inspired by Romero's original Dead trilogy. 

Just goes to show the extent of Romero's influence on other creative types and how willing they were to repay him.

Thursday, August 15, 2024

Compare the Supermarket

Cinema can potentially turn the most mundane surroundings in our lives into something far more exotic. A good example is the humble supermarket; a resource where many of us purchase our essential groceries and the odd luxury or two, yet it can be an interesting setting for many a film maker. 
 
Whether it's directors inflicting their own social perspective - or thanks to all the rows and shelves found in a supermarket, perspective literally being an advantageous form of framing various shots - the mundane supermarket setting lends to some engrossing scenes in cinema.

Hotlinked the scenes in the individual film titles - here is a selection of choice supermarket scenes which come to mind:

The Ipcress File (Sidney J. Furie, 1965)
Unlike James Bond having everything given to him on a plate, Harry Palmer has to work for it like the rest of us plebs. Seeing the bespectacled spy having to go out and do his own grocery shopping was another relatable factor about Palmer. That doesn't change the fact he still buys poncey champignons, however. You know Palmer is earning some serious cheddar when he's willing to spend 10p more over the alternative option. Dada Debaser did the math: in today's money that's a whopping £1.64 he's paying extra for a tin of fancy mushrooms. Still, the beauty of old Brit flicks with scenes set in a supermarket are seeing all the products that are no longer around today; like Smedley's Paella Spanish Rice (in a tin).

Red Sun (Rudolf Thome, 1970)
German New Wave (or Das Neue Kino for pretentious film heads) boils down to me seeing half a dozen Werner Herzog films, one Rainer Werner Fassbinder, half a Wim Wenders and a couple of Jörg Buttgereit underground nasties, but I know an unintentional comedy when I see one. Case in point Rudolf Thome's Red Sun. Uber groupie Uschi Obermaier and her misandrist girl friends take some time out from bomb making and murdering men, by shoplifting with about as much subtlety as everyone in Jane's Addiction's Been Caught Stealing video. Constantly on the lookout for the security guard is not suspicious at all. On another note, it's always a bizarre feeling when entering a foreign country's supermarket and seeing all those strange food products; never 100% certain what they actually might be. One of the wonders of foreign cinema is we can always have that feeling while cotching in the comfort of our own homes.

Messiah of Evil (Gloria Katz, Willard Huyck, 1974)
It's nice to see this film receive the recognition it deserves over the years. The current Dada Debaser banner is from one of the best scenes from the film; the other, which is equally as fantastic, is the unfortunate Anitra Ford being trapped inside a late night supermarket with a bunch of flesh-eating ghouls. Absolutely love how the artificial fluorescent lighting makes the mise en scène equally as creepy as the unnaturally grey complexions of Point Dune's scary residents. An incredibly atmospheric scene, and entirely relatable if you've ever had to do a quick shop at night in the Tesco branch near me. What are the chances George A. Romero was inspired by Messiah of Evil's supermarket scene with his zombie masterpiece Dawn of the Dead (1978)?

Schizo (Pete Walker, 1976) 
Pete Walker channelling Roman Polanski's psychological horror Repulsion (1965) for his film Schizo, might not be my fave film from the British auteur, but it does contain one of his most memorable scenes. Set in a now defunct branch of supermarkets which were called Wallis, Samantha, our film's protagonist, is being freaked out by an off-screen voice yelling out her name repeatedly. I'm more disturbed by the shockingly low special offer prices the girl on the tannoy is announcing, to be honest: baked beans 13p; instant coffee 47p; and New Zealand butter 19p. The highlight of the scene is where the butcher behind the meat counter politely retrieves his bloody meat cleaver which has found its way in Samantha's shopping trolley. Kind of funny how if this ever happened today, Samantha would have wound up in a police cell before she had the chance to run off in sheer disgust.

Dawn of the Dead (George A. Romero, 1978) 
A fitting reminder that I still need to check out the recent Monroeville Mall Cut of what's arguably the Citizen Kane of Horror. The most tragic scenes for me are my favourite character, the zombie-bitten Roger, making the most of things before his encroaching death and undeath. Trying to find small precious moments of pleasure by munching on pickled kumquats while the regal sounding Fugarock plays, really tugs at my heart strings. George A. Romero's biting social commentary regarding first world capitalism has turned us into consumer zombies maybe written about ad nauseam, but it's counter balanced by the very real moments where the film's heroes attempt to regain domestic normality again in a microcosmic world of the shopping mall. A temporary oasis in a world dominated by the undead.

Repo Man (Alex Cox, 1984)
Rows of generic labelled products says a lot about our consumer culture, in Alex Cox's cult eighties film Repo Man, but it's Otto's defiance of his dictatorial authoritarian boss that truly defines the worker's frustrated spirit in the Reagan era. The rebellious "fuck you!" is loud and clear. With his shackles gone, Otto shoves the pathetic bootlicker Kevin, his proto-Napoleon Dynamite looking work colleague to the ground. It's followed by Otto removing his awful bow tie like it's a great beast of burden, which is definitely a nice touch.Him flipping both middle fingers at the comically fascist security guard pointing guns at him, is another defiant note. Viva la revolución, comrade!

They Live (John Carpenter, 1988)
Another example of bland product design in supermarkets. This time around John Carpenter's sci-fi classic incorporates it as hidden subliminal messaging to keep the human race docile and unaware of the secret alien invasion of our planet. With the aid of special glasses, John Nada finally wakes up from a hypnotic slumber; finally seeing that materialism and the capitalist system was engineered by extraterrestrials; the real elites of this world. This is the type of intelligent science fiction which really appeals to a broader audience. Little wonder it's been adopted as truth by the tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorists.

964 Pinocchio (Shozin Fukui, 1991)
Can't say I'm a fan of Shozin Fukui's art house cyberpunk film, nor do I even pretend to understand it. However, I do absolutely love the supermarket scene where Himiko drags the childish cyborg 964 Pinocchio around a supermarket. Watching Himiko slap the cyborg's head numerous times while he's being mischievous, is pure comedy to me. The highlight of the film. In true guerilla film making fashion, this scene was shot without the public being aware it was all fake, thus, you witness their real reactions. Perhaps it's because of the cyborg's behaviour, evoking many young tearaways acting up whenever going shopping with their mums, which makes the reason why it's so entertaining. Also applicable to blokes forced into going with their missus shopping. See it all the time. The face of being gutted.

28 Days Later (Danny Boyle, 2002)
No surprise that Romero's Dawn of the Dead served as the template to many a zombie movie in more ways than one. The supermarket scene is the one most often replicated. Danny Boyle's 28 Days Later is no different. As farcical as it seems to find a Budgens supermarket in London that hasn't been raided and looted during a catastrophic pandemic, it is welcome break from the doom and gloom for our film's characters to let their hair down and have fun. Frank schooling Jim on fine whiskey appreciation while Grandaddy's A.M. 180 plays is a welcome moment. The scene when Frank amusingly leaves his credit card at the checkout till always triggers me, and would have me feeling paranoid, despite the context of banks and regular people hardly existing in the wake of viral outbreak which has completely decimated Great Britain.
 
Hot Fuzz (Edgar Wright, 2007)
"Two blokes and a fuckload of cutlery." Edgar Wright managed to bring Michael Bay levels of high octane, Hollywood action to the English West Country. A notable sequence in Hot Fuzz are the epic shoot out scenes inside a Somerfield supermarket. Love the creative use of various props associated with a supermarket being used to great effect, like the use of shopping trolleys serving as battering rams to overcome the siege with the two butchers. Unpopular opinion, but Hot Fuzz is without a doubt the best in the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy on account of Simon Pegg not acting like an incredibly annoying, whining man-child like in the other films.

The Mist (Frank Darabont, 2007)
Other than being the last Stephen King adaptation I've enjoyed, the fundamental appeal of Frank Darabont's The Mist isn't all the bizarre and deadly creatures from another dimension laying waste to everyone caught in the thick mist, but the even greater threat of a religious nutcase. Mrs. Carmody is the local faith loony who manifests into a psychotic prophet to all the scared and gullible religious folk trapped with her inside a supermarket. Watching her become all the more deranged and dangerous, while she gains more authority, is positively frightening. It becomes abundantly obvious that the film is a metaphor for modern day religion and the evil acts performed in the name of God. If that isn't enough to piss off a large section of society, then The Mist features one of the most tragically messed up film endings, which goes totally against the typical Hollywood formula. For those reasons, and the fact that it's a very good film, I salute The Mist for having the balls to go totally against the grain.
 
That's probably it as far selections go. Without a doubt there will be some glaring omissions, but the selections above aren't there to chronicle every supermarket scene from a film; merely what's relevant to the tastes of this blog.

Too bad Bryan Forbes' The Stepford Wives (1975)  isn't available on blu-ray, as I can barely remember much of it and would love to revisit it. Otherwise, I would have felt more comfortable including the supermarket scene, too.

Monday, August 12, 2024

Picks of 1994

Probably the most difficult compilation dedicated to one particular year. 1994 was blessed with a lot of gems; the trouble is, a lot of them haven't aged so well. Hence, this is a much shorter list than I expected:

Cemetery Man AKA Dellamorte Dellamore (Michele Soavi)

Dumb and Dumber (Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly)

Ed Wood (Tim Burton)

Fist of Legend (Gordon Chan)

Fresh (Boaz Yakin)

In the Mouth of Madness (John Carpenter)

The Last Seduction (John Dahl)

No Escape (Martin Campbell)

Pulp Fiction (Quentin Tarantino)

Shallow Grave (Danny Boyle)

Made the terrible mistake of watching the director's cut of Jean-Luc Besson's Leon a few years ago. My appreciation for it was forever tarnished with a bunch of nonce stuff which was wisely trimmed out from the theatrical cut. Haven't revisited the film ever since.

1994 was also the year when Cameron Diaz lit up the silver screen in the film The Mask. Never looked as hot ever again, in my opinion.

Sunday, August 11, 2024

Happy Days

Children of the Stones (Peter Graham Scott, 1977)

Nostalgia can often blur the fine line between the objective past and our hyper-realistic recollections. Therefore, it's a mixed blessing your host has no memory of Peter Graham Scott's cult children's series, Children of the Stones (1977) and discovering it only recently. Gutted I missed out on it all those decades ago, but enchanted with its discovery so many years later. The series is an absolute gem.

Co-created by writers Jeremy Burnham and Trevor Ray, Children of the Stones is a fantasy drama which weaves ancient ley stones, celestial bodies, and time loops into a paranormal serial. The end result is a hybrid of The Wicker Man (1973) and Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956) made for kids.


Comprising of seven twenty-five minute episodes, Peter Graham Scott's serial treats its target youth audience like they were members of Mensa. A complex plot dealing with a perpetual time rift and pagan history can be difficult to mentally process at times, even for adults. Imagine what it must have been like for the kids who watched the series back then; it must have been an absolute head scratcher. Add the folk horror tone, accompanied by an eerie, choral theme, and you have some nightmarish teatime television. Refreshing, in all honesty.

Set in the fictional village of Milbury in England, Children of the Stones introduces a father and son departing from the modern day rat race and settling in the idyllic village. Gareth Thomas (better known as Roj Blake in Terry Nation's science-fiction series Blake's 7) is Adam Brake, an astrophysicist investigating the stone circle surrounding the village. His teenage son, Matthew (Peter Demin), is a dab hand in assisting his father's work and smart enough to be able to use the various complex scientific equipment of his dad's. Once arriving in Milbury, Matthew appears to have developed the power of psychometry; the extra sensory perception of able to read an objects history via physical contact. This makes him a "formidable" player to the series' antagonist.



Also recently settled in the quaint village is single mother Margaret (Veronica Strong), the curator at the local museum, devoted to the history and legends of Milbury's ancient past. Her daughter, Sandra (Katherine Levy), is a classmate of Matthew's.

Matthew's admission to the local school is where the Invasion of the Body Snatchers comparisons occur; the majority of the students are quiet, docile and mathematical geniuses; able to solve complex quadratic equations. Not exactly regular teens. Adults also display abnormal behaviour, too. Milbury's residents bizarrely greet one another with the phrase "Happy Day!" and are prone to holding hands in the middle of the night, chanting to the heavens above; worst of all, some of them take part in Morris dancing. One notable exception is the local poacher Dai (Freddie Joanes), an independent, gibbering hermit, who comes across as Mibury's very own Ben Gunn.


Every bucolic retreat requires its very own Lord Summerisle; enter Hendrick (Iain Cuthbertson), the village elder. Cuttbertson is really having a ball with his performance as the show's villain, as there's constant sinister smile upon his face. Hendrick's grand residence just so happens to be where the ley lines intersect. His home has a dedicated dining area, containing an ancient stone table and chairs (hardly Furniture Village), where his guests are tricked into being exposed to a celestial light from above that brainwashes them. Thankfully, they're not sitting long enough on those cold stone slabs to get piles.

Children of the Stones gets the Dada Debaser thumbs up for managing to outdo what so many terrible folk horror themed films get wrong today; be entertaining! Dead ringer for Heather Trott off EastEnders, Ben Wheatley might be influenced from it, but it's hard to believe he learnt anything with his "elevated horror" shite In the Earth (2021), though.

Peter Graham Scott also helmed a children's series that I'm slightly more familiar with; Into the Labyrinth (1981-1982). A trio of children are sent on a series of time travelling adventures at the behest of a sorcerer called Rothgo (Ron Moody) to retrieve a magical item, the Nidius. This is all set beneath spooky underground caverns and a labyrinth which transports the group through various time periods. Elements such as England and Wales' pagan history and cosmic energy really do run rampant in both of Graham Scott's shows, which was, and still is, so charmingly fascinating.

Saturday, August 10, 2024

The Mask of Zorin

Putting aside A View to a Kill (1985) being a bit of a lame James Bond film for a number of reasons (a leathery Roger Moore being well past it, being the obvious one), it does have one redeeming feature which makes it notable; its antagonist, Max Zorin  played by the gawd of long pauses Christopher (❚❚) Walken. 

Zorin, a product of Nazi biological experimentation and an ex-KGB agent, might have been a murderous psychopath by design, but his heart was in the right place with his desire to destroy Silicon Valley. Granted, laying subterranean explosives to trigger an earthquake, which in turn would have probably killed millions, isn't a step in the right direction. But knowing what we do today, Silicon Valley would have served the world better as a picturesque beauty spot, than the notorious tech hub appropriately dubbed The Nerd Reich

Multi-billionaire tech moguls are practically real-life Bond villains with their spacecrafts and desires to have microchips in our brains, therefore, Zorin really was the person the world needed. If only he eased off the genocide part to his plot, and also not massacred his loyal employees.

Regardless how cliched it is, villains falling to their doom is easily one of my favourite film tropes. The mighty fall from grace harkens back to Lucifer being cast out from Heaven; elevated egos chopped down, innit? Max Zorin is given a similar fate off the Golden Gate Bridge, but what makes his death an unforgettable standout is his laugh once he realises he's about to become a cropper.

Other Villains Taking the Fall:

 
Pre-emptive King Kong is not a villain footnote. 

Saturday, August 3, 2024

Salem’s Plot

The Night Visitor (László Benedek, 1971)

Despite the sweltering heatwave around here, winter appears to have come early in the form of  The Night Visitor (1971); a somewhat obscure gem starring the inimatable Swedish actor and chess champion, Max Von Sydow. 

Framed by his relatives and forced to take a plea of insanity by his corrupt lawyer, Salem (Von Sydow) is condemned to a life in a remote, medieval-style asylum for the criminally insane somewhere in the Scandanavian frozen tundra.

Right from the start, The Night Visitor manages to be engrossing thanks to Henning Kristiansen's impressive photography of the beautiful, but bitterly cold Danish and Swedish locations. Von Sydow gives an impressive physical performance; climbing and running through the freezing terrain with an atmospheric howling wind, in only his underwear. Traumatic flashbacks of having to do cross country running for P.E.

 

These feats are accompanied by a suitably twisted score courtesy of film composer Henry Mancini. The off key and bizarre sounds really compliment Salem's mental state.

Other than the wintery conditions, the film's chill factor comes from Salem breaking into his potential victim's homes, while still dressed in nothing but his underwear, and observes them asleep in their beds. The thought of a stranger in his pants breaking into your home and watching you sleep is the stuff of nightmares.

László Benedek spends much of The Night Visitor's running time Salem. Taking account that it's a revenge plot, Salem is almost portrayed as an anti-hero. A highly intelligent and creative inmate; one who is able to carve twisted figurines in his cell and use them as chess pieces when secretly playing against his elderly guard during the nights. It isn't until the final act, where the film goes into more horror territory, that Salem displays his villainous tendencies. Ironically becoming into the very person he was innocent of being.

Another Ingmar Bergman veteran, Liv Ullman, plays one of Salem's odious siblings, but much like everyone else who isn't Von Sydow, she's for the most part superfluous, and it could have been anyone playing her supporting role. That's not exactly a bad thing given the context of the film, as it's blatantly obvious the mental ingenuity and physical effort involved with breaking in and out of the insane asylum to carry out these revenge murders, makes for Salem's perfect alibi and the very allure of the film. This is profoundly the core of The Night Visitor.  

However, something is rotten in the state of Denmark/Sweden; an Edgar Allen Poe style macguffin, involving a comical parrot serves as a convenient contrivance. Therefore, when the game is up during the final moments of the film, it's more of an eye-rolling twist; a stark contrast to the gotcha moment from Martin Balsam's incriminating sneeze in the classic, heist caper The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974). By no means is the feathered annoyance terrible per se, but it does slightly tarnish what's otherwise a well produced and highly atmospheric crime thriller.

Despite the inclusion of several British actors: the esteemed Trevor Howard as the police inspector; Frightmare's Rupert Davies as Salem's shady lawyer; and Gretchen Frankilin, better known for playing Ethel Skinner on the thoroughly depressing, soap opera EastEnders, The Night Visitor was never a British co-production, nor was it released theatrically in the UK. This is all rather odd, as the film has a distinctively British flavour in terms of its visuals and atmosphere. The asylum scenes alone could have come from a Hammer production. That's another reason why I find the film so enjoyable.

Overall, The Night Visitor is a charming and engrossing thriller. Surprisingly shocked to discover this in the very late hours, randomly on TV. At the time of writing, there's a YouTube rip of this film which looks drastically better than the washed out version I caught on the gogglebox. Doesn't seem to be a blu-ray available in my territory, unfortunatley. Definitely one for the wishlist, in my opinion.

Friday, August 2, 2024

So Tonight We Gonna Party Like it's Space: 1999

Trying to catch that one episode of Space: 1999 (1975-1977) with Joan Collins playing an exotic space babe is nigh on impossible. Shout! have the vintage sci-fi series currently streaming in HD on its YouTube channel, but no option to watch any episodes individually. Hence, it's great news for no-life nerds, but a pain in the arse for everyone else.

Not only did the the first season, known as Year One, have the likes of Joan Collins, Ian McShane and Christopher Lee in it, but it was also blessed with Barry Gray's bonkers theme. A weird mash-up of ballroom tango music and uptempo disco funk; so funky, it wouldn't have been surprising if a b-boy crew rolled out the lino and performed windmills.

Space: 1999 (Year 1 Opening Titles)
Gerry and Sylvia Anderson, 1975-1977

Can't say the same for Derek Wadsworth's underwhelming theme for the second season (Year Two) and whatever mind altering drugs Ennio Morricone might have taken when he composed the theme for the Italian version for the show.