Thursday, December 25, 2025

No Flesh Shall Be Spared

Hardware (Richard Stanley, 1990)

2000AD was a weekly comic I would read throughout most of the 1980s and early 1990s. It was a font of creative talent exemplifying the comic book renaissance at the time; some of that talent, would be poached by the Big Two (Marvel and D.C.) and eventually see their works adapted into film.

It's no big secret that Paul Verhoeven's sci-fi classic, Robocop (1987), took blatantly inspiration from 2000AD's flagship lawman Judge Dredd during its pre-production.

Similarly, writer and director Richard Stanley tapped into the Dreddverse with his debut feature film Hardware (1990). Evidently, Fleetway Publications, the owner of 2000AD, thought Stanley's film was doing more than just taking inspiration and successfully won a legal case for plagiarism. Despite Stanley denying he ever read, SHOK!, the seven page story which first appeared in the 1981 Judge Dredd annual, did have some obvious similarities; and some other elements, for that matter. Thus, Steve MacManus and Kevin O'Neill were credited in all subsequent versions of the film.

Hardware is set in a dystopian future ravaged by atomic warfare. Nomads scavenge for scrap in an irradiated wasteland. Ex marine, Hard Mo' Baxter (Dylan McDermott), acquires a robot skull from one particular nomad. He gifts it to his sculptor girlfriend Jill (Stacey Travis) upon his long return home as a Christmas present. (Yes, it's a Christmas movie!) However, both Mo' and Jill  are unaware that the skull is part of a deadly M.A.R.K. 13 robot capable of resourcing power, reassembling itself and delivering a fatal toxin. Furthermore, it is later revealed that the M.A.R.K. 13 was programmed by the government to reduce the human population.

The mise-en-scène is central to Richard Stanley’s vision, with the plot serving as secondary.  Cyberpunk and industrial imagery are prevalent. Computer, machinery and metal junk are littered everywhere. Computer generated wire-mesh visuals and thermal vision flicker on crummy monitors. Steam is ejected from unknown vents. And colourful lights cast Bava-esque beauty on every ugly surface. Hardware is an unapologetic film; favouring style over substance. 

This is a nightmarish future. A stark example of the grim state of the human race, is a child tied to its deceased mother on a forgotten apartment level. Furthermore, media announcements for enforced sterilisations commencing in the New Year are both chilling and nonchalant in their delivery.

The performances are mixed. Stacey Travis and Dylan McDermott are great as the leads, maintaining professional composure throughout Richard Stanley’s avant-garde direction. John Lynch’s character Shades, is both shallow and superfluous. This is largely due to the character’s poor writing rather than Lynch's performance. His ill-suited Ray Bans and aviator jacket are better served as a background extra in Top Gun than a supporting character in a cyberpunk thriller. The character's solo scene, in which he appears high in his apartment, adds nothing to the film and is a complete waste of time.

Mark Nothover plays Alvy, a dwarf junkyard trader whose voice appears to have been dubbed by an American actor. Despite his limited screen time Alvy’s role is more integral to the film than Shades and actually serves a purpose. The merchant makes the discovery about the M.A.R.K. 13,  providing a greater sense of urgency.

William Hootkins, best known for his role as fat X-Wing pilot Jak Porkins in Star Wars, plays Jill’s stalker neighbour. He is memorable as a slimy pervert and for his singing of They All Walk the Wibbly-Wobbly Walk. Your just praying for him to die horribly.

Given Richard Stanley’s background as a music director (credited for directing Superfly Guy by S-Express and Blue Pearl’s Naked in the Rain), he features several musicians in his film. The aforementioned nomad is played by Carl McCoy of Fields of the Nephilim, while Lemmy of Motörhead is a water taxi driver, crossing a polluted river with Ace of Spades playing on his stereo. However, the most memorable cameo is Iggy Pop as the off-screen DJ Angry Bob, whose over-the-top performance and quote-worthy lines are particularly notable:

"This is Angry Bob, the man with the industrial dick. Coming at you loud and clear on W.A.R. Radio. Rise and shine, folks! It's a beautiful day! Just look at that sky; it's a work of art. Huh! Nature never knew colours like that. And a friendly reminder: when you look at it, be sure to wear your shades! The radiation count's way up in the heatwave and ain't expected to let up, either. Weather Control tell us it'll probably hit 110 down town, before nightfall. As for the good news: there is no fucking good news! So let's rock with one of our golden oldies" - Angry Bob

Elsewhere, Public Image Ltd’s The Order of Death is prominently featured in the film. Soundtrack composer Simon Boswell provides an original score, consisting of loud industrial  and brash synthesisers. It may be considered intrusive by some, but complements the film’s high tech and junkyard metal aesthetic.

The film’s premise, a woman confined to her apartment with a killer robot, may evoke moments from other science fiction films such as Saturn 3 (1980) and The Terminator (1984), but Richard Stanley seems to forgo all that for much of Hardware's run time and spend much of it with post-apocalyptic world-building. This does come at the expense of of one's expectations from a conventional slasher, though. At least forty minutes have to pass by before the M.A.R.K. 13 begins its murderous rampage. 

A surreal sequence involves the deadly toxin running through the veins of one character. A hallucinatory M.A.R.K. 13 appears like a dance artist performing on Top of the Pops, followed with acid trip spiral patterns. Dramatic opera music soundtracks the fatal psychedelic experience.

Hardware did not resonate with me, initially. Despite its connection to my teenage interests at the time, its unorthodox style was too ostentatious for me. However, it has grown on me considerably since then; largely due to the technical merits of its impressive world building produced on an ultra low budget. It retains a remarkable cyberpunk aesthetic that is both stunning and more competent than more recent studio efforts.

Although not an easy recommendation, it is worth investigating for any film enthusiast with an interest in cult science fiction cinema. Better than Alphaville, that's for sure.

Merry Christmas!

Sunday, December 21, 2025

Best Old Films Discovered in 2025

As a realist, the chances of ever discovering a lost giallo on par with Tenebrae are none. As a dreamer, I'm watching dud after dud like Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes to prove myself wrong, regardless. That's why I'm always excited to watch an unfamiliar film as if it might potentially be a long, lost treasure. Granted, there could be booby traps everywhere, but occasionally you do find that precious gem. And that's what this lot of films are for your host:

The Mask of Fu Manchu (Charles Brabin, 1932)
The Mask of Fu Manchu is an outrageous, yet amusing gem from the pre-Code era. Like one of Fu Manchu's concoctions, the fact that it's over ninety years old and still a potent mix of sex, sadism and racism, makes it cinematic gold for me. 
 
Scarlet Street (Fritz Lang, 1945)
Fritz Lang’s morality tale unfolds unpredictably, shifting from melodrama to comedy before ending on a sour note. Edward G. Robison embodies the male mid-life crisis, while Joan Bennett is the quintessential femme fatale. Superb noir. 
 
Gun Crazy (Joseph H. Lewis, 1950)
Incredibly sexually suggestive film involving a Bonnie and Clyde like duo of gun nuts. In most films, there is a natural inclination to root for the underdog, in the case of Gun Crazy, this is particularly evident in the outlaw couple’s thrilling and tense heists. The film also stands out for its remarkably modern filmmaking style which has earned it a reputation for being ahead of its time. 
 
Yield to the Night (J. Lee Thompson, 1956)
Thompson, a staunch opponent of capital punishment, delivers a powerful film from his early oeuvre. Yield to the Night also showcases the acting talents of Diana Dors who shuns her glamourous image to demonstrate her acting abilities as sympathetic prisoner awaiting her execution. It is unfortunate that Dors never had the opportunity to demonstrate her skills in more of her work, as her performance in this is exceptionally strong. ½
 
The Demon (Brunello Rondi, 1963)
Daliah Lavi delivers a fantastic performance as a beautiful peasant woman whose rejection by her lover leads to madness and despair. To the town locals, she is a possessed woman. This unconventional Italian horror, shot in a mondo style at times, draws damning parallels between peasant superstitions and the Catholic Church. Highly recommended. 
 
Incubus (Leslie Stevens, 1966)
Despite its reputation as a poorly received and cursed film, Incubus exceeded my expectations. In fact, I actually found it to be a very good film. The pretentiousness of the Esperanto dialogue and its pretence of emulating an European art house production were not detracting factors, either. They were all part of its surreal charm. I also found William Shatner’s performance to be superb, too. A remarkably strange film that is undeserving of its negative reputation. ½
 
The Ear (Karel Kachyňa, 1970)
Ludvík, a deputy minister, returns home from a political gathering with his intoxicated wife, Anna. Upon arrival, they encounter unsettling events, leading to paranoia and anxiety. Flashbacks reveal potential clues to their dire predicament. A tense and paranoid thriller, expertly filling a jigsaw puzzle and a fractured relationship over the course of the night  This was easily the standout film amongst the Eastern Bloc films I discovered this year. ½
 
Night of the Juggler (Robert Butler, Sidney J. Furie, 1980)
Night of the Juggler is a film that really has earned its cult following. It’s a fascinating blend of sleaze, violence and a delightful nod to unapologetic film making seldom made today. It will definitely find appreciation by anyone who loves gritty crime thrillers from the 1970s and early 1980s. It’s packed with a dark and cynical atmosphere and keeps you on the edge of your seat with genuine suspense and tension. ½
 
The Cat (Lam Nai-Choi, 1992)
The Cat is an amazingly eccentric film that should appeal to anyone with an interest in unconventional and whimsical films from around the world. Its influences are evident yet it instils its own brand of bizarre entertainment; making it a unique viewing experience. 
 
Tesis AKA Thesis (Alejandro Amenábar, 1996)
Alejandro Amenábar’s Hichcockian style thriller, centred on snuff tapes, is notable for its abundant plot twists and its red herrings. This is a particularly impressive film given its obvious low budget and the fact that it was written and directed by a 23-year-old film graduate shooting in his university. ½

Cure (Kiyoshi Kurosawa, 1997)
A chilling psychological thriller that makes me question why I didn’t watch it sooner. Unlike typical police procedurals, it develops in a rich, nuanced and intelligent way. It’s a slow-burn shocker that lingers on, especially after that final scene. Its subesequent influence on J-horror seems very obvious, in retrospect. ½
 
The Platform (Galder Gaztelu-Urrutia, 2019) 
The Platform is a disturbing film; brutal, nihilistic and difficult to recommend to the squeemish. However, its most extreme aspect is its sci-fi concept. The brutalist construct that confines everyone to various levels serves as an allegory for both capitalism and the class system. Can't believe I slept on this film for so long. ★ 
 
In hindsight, there were a few films which grew on me the more I marinated on them. At the very least, they warranted an honourable mention here: 
 
Mystery of the Wax Museum (Michael Curtiz, 1933) 
Phantom Lady (Robert Siodmak, 1944)
Where the Sidewalk Ends (Otto Preminger, 1950)
Assault! Jack the Ripper (Yasuharu Hasebe, 1976) 
Her Vengeance (Lam Nai-Choi, 1988)
Polytechnique (Denis Villeneuve, 2009)  

Thursday, December 18, 2025

Best Films of 2025

With so many so-called blockbusters, Oscar-bait films and international sleepers, I managed to see 37 titles released in 2025 which potentially appealed to me; some of which were technically released in another country last year. The overall quality was slim pickings and a substantial downgrade compared to the previous year. Anyway, here are the best new films I saw:

Warfare (Alex Garland & Ray Mendoza)
A gripping and intense story based on the memories of two Navy SEAL platoons involved in a tense firefight after the Battle of Ramadi in 2006. It’s a tough film to watch due to its harrowing and uncompromising nature. Both the sound and visuals made me regret not seeing it in the cinema during its brief theatrical run. 
 
The Ugly Stepsister (Emillie Blichfeldt)
Emillie Blichfeldt’s twisted take on the classic Cinderella fairytale is a grotesque critique of impossible beauty standards and its prestigious value in society. Inspired by Cronenberg’s body horror and Borowczyk’s baroque erotica, it’s one of this year’s unexpected surprises. Glad Second Sight is releasing it on 4K UHD early next year. ½
 
Steppenwolf (Adilkhan Yerzhanov)  
From Kazakhstan comes a bleak and brutal post-western featuring a protagonist who's more villainous than the archetypal antihero we're accustomed to. The contrast of life being treated worthlessly against the stunning vista of the Kazakh Steppe evokes the post-apocalyptic Mad Max films by George Miller. ½
 
Weapons (Zach Cregger)
Cregger’s sophomore effort, a compelling mystery about the disappearance of a school class during the night, unfolds through non-linear chapters told through the perspectives of individual characters. It’s a surprisingly engrossing slow burner featuring one of this year’s most ghastly film characters. ½
 
Nosferatu (Robert Eggers)
You know it's been an abysmal year for cinema when Robert Eggers's weakest effort thus far still makes it on your end of year list. It's also testament to the auteur's skills and talents surpassing any major misgivings I had with his remake of the bootleg Dracula tale. ½

28 Years Later (Danny Boyle) 
Danny Boyle and Alex Garland created what's arguably the most significant game changer for zombie movies since George A. Romero’s Night of the Living Dead (1968) with 28 Days Later (2002). Their return to the franchise proved to be highly divisive, as it diverged from audience expectations. Despite this, I found it fascinating to learn about the evolution of the Rage virus along with a ravaged Great Britain. What I didn't expect were a compelling family drama and a commentary on Brexit. ½

Lurker (Alex Russell, 2025)
Alex Russell’s directorial debut is a gripping psychodrama about a disturbed fan’s parasocial relationship with a rising celebrity. The film’s cringe-worthy moments and awkwardness are so intense that they leave you feeling unclean. Théodore Pellerin and Archie Madekwe deliver great performances. ½
 
The Surfer (Lorcan Finnegan) 
Nicolas Cage undergoing some form of mental breakdown or existential crisis has practically become a genre in itself. Lorcan Finnegan’s The Surfer is a surreal comedy and psychological thriller that showcases Cage’s talents and the best film I've watched set mostly in a parking lot. Cage's most entertaining movie since Mandy (2018). ½
 
Warfare Opening minutes
Alex Garland & Ray Mendoza | 2025
 
 
Around this time of year, I usually try to be open-minded and hope to find notable films I might have missed in the foreseeable future. However, for the time being, I’ve really had enough. The output was so poor to mediocre that I can't even be bothered with compiling a Worst of 2025 list.
 
I hope 2026 is a significant improvement, or else I might lose my mind.

Wednesday, December 17, 2025

A Million Bucks or Chunks of Meat?

Night of the Juggler (Robert Butler, Sidney J. Furie, 1980)

Robert Butler and Sidney J. Furie’s Night of the Juggler (1980) doesn't feature any juggling in it. Also, very little of it is set at night. What it is, however, is a tough, frenetic and very gritty crime thriller set in New York City during the late 1970s. Furthermore, it serves as a perfect snapshot of the urban metropolis and its people from this period, in a similar vain to The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974), Ms. 45 (1981) and Wild Style (1982). All films which also received the 4K UHD treatment this year. 

In the heart of New York City's Central Park, a teenage girl is snatched by ruthless psychopath, Gus Saltic (Cliff Gorman). He's set his sights on a million dollar ransom for the city that he believes has wronged him. He refused to acknowledge the young girl he has abducted is not the daughter of a rich property developer, but of blue-collared truck driver and former ex-cop Sean Boyd (James Brolin). Boyd will do anything in his power to rescue his daughter from Saltic, including facing off with various seedy lowlifes and a cop who harbours a personal vendetta against him.

James Brolin’s wild mountain man look—shaggy hair, bushy beard and plaid shirt—seems intentional, almost designed to set him apart from the New Yorkers portrayed in the film. But since Night of the Juggler was shot in 1978, just before he starred in The Amityville Horror (1979), where he looked and dressed almost the same, I’d say that was merely Brolin’s fashion sense back then. His character, Sean Boyd is introduced as a bit of a cheeky Jack the Lad in the film. His early scenes show him decapitating a poor rat with a paper guillotine, saving the office secretaries from anymore distress. Following that, he purchases three hot dogs for breakfast for himself and his young daughter, Kathy (Abby Bluestone). The tough living of father and daughter is really touching, establishing the bond between the pair before the event of the kidnapping.

Boyd is almost unstoppable as he desperately tries to get his daughter back. The chase scenes both on foot and on wheels are exciting and thrilling. In one sequence, a sympathetic cabbie, played by a young Mandy Patinkin, seems to be having a blast weaving through New York traffic with Boyd. His Latin accent is like a sneak peek to his most famous line from his filmography.

In another scene, Boyd searches for a possible clue to find Saltic in a seedy peep show. It's delivered with comic effect as the desperate man has to feed coins into a machine to question a naked dancer, played by none other than the famous pornographic actress Sharon Mitchell, to chase a possible lead. A scene reminiscent of the Frankie Goes To Hollywood sequence from Body Double (1984).

Cliff Gorman appears to be having the time of his life as a racist psychotic antagonist. An odious individual, nicknamed by the South Bronx locals as The Moleman because he lives below the ruins of his tenement and lurks in the sewers. Saltic mistakes Boyd's daughter for the child of a wealthy property developer who he blames for ruining his area:

"All the rich bastards lie. That's how they get rich and that's how they stay rich. They're not putting anything over on me because I'm wise to their tricks with their taxes and bullshit and all the little games they play so good, huh? They're all in it together, juggling the books. Well now they're gonna pay. Now I'm gonna be the juggler. I'm gonna juggle the books my way and it's gonna balance out to me." Gus Saltic.

Gorman’s performance is incredibly menacing and deeply unsettling. His opening scene is him sitting at a diner, transforming his breakfast into a face and then ruining it with heaps of ketchup. You don’t need to be a psychiatrist to realise he’s playing a complete nutter. Another wonderful detail about Gorman’s madman is his giggle, which is reminiscent of Renfield’s iconic laugh from Dracula (1931). 

Ironically, he would play a polar opposite character as a compassionate detective in the part after-school special, part sleazy crime thriller Angel (1984).    

Richard Castellano, best known for playing Clemenza in The Godfather (1972), portrays Lieutenant Tonelli, the typical world-weary cop, who is both helpful and a hindrance for Boyd. He even keeps Saltic in the dark about the fact that he has kidnapped the wrong girl. Every movie cop has a little quirk or something odd about them; Tonelli’s is the headache from his daughter’s wedding plans. He talks about it all the time in the film, even using it as an excuse to call home while he’s conducting a phone tap.

Dan Hedaya plays Sergeant Barnes, the crooked cop who’s got a grudge against Boyd. Boyd snitched on him and destroyed his life. Thus, Sgt Barnes acts as a secondary antagonist in the film, and is quite possibly almost as unstable as Saltic. He recklessly shoots at Boyd with a shotgun on the busy streets, even though there are civilians everywhere. Plus, when he finally catches Boyd, he shows how little he cares about his former colleague’s daughter by refusing to send the police to her recently discovered location.

Finally, Maria (Julie Carmen) is a beautiful clerk at the dog pound who assists in locating Saltic. She feels for Boyd’s plight and joins him in his search for Kathy. This decision adds a further obstacle to the mix: the local Latino gang, who are not happy with a "gringo" on their turf with a Butter Pecan Rican. 

Night of the Juggler, based on William P. McGivern’s 1976 bestseller, had a rather bumpy journey to the screen. James Brolin got hurt on a stunt prop, which left him with a limp and a plaster cast. Sidney J. Furie wasn’t happy with how things were going and left after filming about a third of the movie. Robert Butler then took over. Filming begun in the summer of 1978, yet the finished product would not be released until two years later. The fast-paced chase in the first act isn't repeated for the rest of the film. But don’t worry, there are still some amazing moments too, like Boyd’s final showdown with Saltic.

Lieutenant Tonelli’s constant complaints about his daughter’s wedding feel a bit forced and predictable. Thankfully, they are not annoying enough to be irritating.

Seargeant Barnes might seem a bit out there in the film, though. Having a secondary antagonist among all the other challenges Boyd has to overcome to find his daughter is a bit much. Still, Hedaya’s performance is really memorable, no matter what.

Night of the Juggler is a film that really has earned its cult following. It’s a fascinating blend of sleaze, violence and a delightful nod to unapologetic film making seldom made today. Plus, its reputation really took off as a title that wasn’t given a proper home on physical media, other than being only available on VHS. Thankfully, this changed thanks to Kino Lorber in the US and Radiance’s new Transmission imprint in the UK.

I really enjoyed this. It's essentially "What if Taken was a Seventies film?" It felt like a trip down memory lane and it truly lived up to its reputation, even with a few obvious flaws. Night of the Juggler will definitely find appreciation by anyone who loves gritty crime thrillers from the 1970s and early 1980s. It’s packed with a dark and cynical atmosphere and keeps you on the edge of your seat with genuine suspense and tension. I’d definitely recommend it.

Friday, December 12, 2025

Moggy Cheung

The Cat (Lam Nai-Choi, 1992)

Hong Kong cinema is often characterised by its eccentricity and unconventional style, drastically  distinguishing it from Hollywood. Consequently, its genre output attracts international audiences with a taste for insane content. My first exposure to Lam Nai-Choi’s work was his unofficial adaption of the popular manga, Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky (1992). Set in a sadistic prison, the film’s excessive violence and gore made it a splatterfest classic comparable to Peter Jackson’s Braindead also released that year. Regrettably, I remained unfamiliar with Nai-Choi’s other films until they became more available relatively recently. Produced directly after his magnum opus, The Cat (AKA The 1000 Years Cat, 1992) is a surreal sci-fi horror that achieves almost the same heights; a feat in itself, considering how much Riki-Oh is an incredibly tough act to follow.

Sourced from the popular series of books written by Ni Kuang, concerning the paranormal/science fiction novelist Wisely, played by Waise Lee (seriously!) in the film. The Cat is an adaptation of The Old Cat. The film revolves around three extraterrestrials stranded on Earth: one, a young woman named Princess (Gloria Yip); her elderly bodyguard, Errol (Lau Siu-Ming); and a black cat known as the General, who are after an artefact which will aid them to defeat a powerful enemy and help them return home.

The plot is largely secondary to the film’s visual spectacle, which is just as well as the original director assigned to direct The Cat constantly demanded for script changes, as revealed by screen writer Gordon Chan in an interview in the 88 Films' Blu-ray release. Amusingly, once Nai-Choi was hired to direct the picture, he wasn't in the least bit bothered about the screenplay. For those familiar with 1980s cult sci-fi classics The Thing, The Terminator, The Hidden, and The Blob you will no doubt spot their inspirations on the film. A gun deal involving the possessed Wang Chieh-Mei (Phillip Kwok) unfolds in a manner that is reminiscent of the scene where Arnold Schwarzenegger's killer cyborg is tooling up in a gun shop.

Aside from the melting pot of obvious influences, the film also exhibits unusual tonal shifts. While The Cat primarily qualifies as a science fiction horror film due to its subject matter, gory violence and special effects, it occasionally resembles a Saturday morning children’s show in relation to its peculiar sense of wonder and naivety. Conversely, some scenes featuring Wisely and his girlfriend Pai So (Christine Ng) are shot in a manner reminiscent of an erotic film. Wisely is portrayed as intensely horny around his partner, while the camera focuses on Pai So’s perspiring body. The gratuitous close-ups are predictably jarring from the rest of the film.

The pièce de résistance is an epic junkyard brawl between the titular character and a dog. The sheer absurdity of the fight is difficult to describe, but the sight of a cat performing a suplex on a dog is a sight for the eyes and one that won't be forgotten easily. This was all achieved before the advent of computer-aided effects, with much of the grandiose battle executed using hand puppets, stop-motion animation and practical effects. It is undoubtedly one of the most ludicrous fights I involving domestic animals I have ever witnessed. Incredible.

Nai-Choi’s film does not merely culminate in a single impressive fight sequence; it merely set a precedent for the remainder of the film. A particular highlight is the alien antagonist, still possessing Wang Chieh-Mei’s body, conducting bullet-ridden destruction upon Wisely’s home. The scene is characterised by a distillery's worth of vodka stored in the premises used as Molotov cocktails, which burn with napalm-like intensity. You know you aren't watching a Hollywood film when one of its main cast members is doused in flame retardant and performing their own stunts amongst all the fire and carnage. Then again, how many of Hollywood's thespians are like Phillip Kwok, serving as a stunt co-ordinator on their film?

The alien antagonist undergoes transforms into an even more monstrous entity once the General is revitalised by a beam of light from its home world. Simultaneously, the antagonist attacks diners in a canteen with appendages reminiscent of the creature from The Thing. The practical effects are remarkably well executed and evoke a sense of nostalgia for an era when computer-generated visual effects were not so prevalent. Ultimately, the extraterrestrial villain smothers the entire building when it assumes the form of a colossal, gelatinous mass. This is what I live for.

According to Asian film expert Frank Djeng, the villain was an analogical representation of  Britain's handover of Hong Kong to China. Thus, the scenes where Philip Kwok acquisition of black market Chinese Army weapons, along with him manifesting into a giant, red amalgamated monster, depicts the fears and woes of Hong Kong's citizens. You would never know it, unless someone told you. As an ignorant foreigner, I just assumed it was all inspired by some of Hollywood's greatest sci-fi horror films from the 1980s. 

Interestingly, a Japanese version of the film titled Nine Lives was produced concurrently using some of the same cast, sets and effects. The differences between the two films are numerous but the use of an alternative director and Japanese actor Hidekazu Akai as the lead are the most significant. Admittedly, I have not yet seen the Japanese version but further details regarding the changes between the two films are listed on this website.
 
The Cat is an amazingly eccentric film that should appeal to anyone with an interest in unconventional and whimsical films from around the world. Its influences are evident yet it instils its own brand of bizarre entertainment; making it a unique viewing experience. The fact that Lam Nai-Choi chose to retire from the film industry after helming The Cat is noteworthy, as it's a magnificent mic drop for any director. 
 
Lovers of psychotronic cinema will dig this.

Wednesday, December 10, 2025

Giallo Queens

Even though I still have a mountain of film reviews to get to, I’m compelled to chat about some of my favourite female characters from giallo films. As someone who loves both giallo and slashers, the former often leads into the latter, so the giallo queens are often progenators for scream queens and final girls in most cases.

These heroines would largely differ from their counterparts by being maturer in age (although, not considerably), independently spirited and stunningly glamorous. Therefore, they were another captivating element to a fashionable world full of blood, leather gloves and shameless product placement

Without further ado, here are five of your host's favourite giallo queens:

Edwige Fenech

You might say it’s cronyism, but Edwige Fenech truly deserves her giallo crown, regardless of being married to Luciano Martino, the producer of many of her best gialli — and many of which were also directed by her brother-in-law, Sergio. She showed she was a versatile actress beyond having to just yell ‘Pronto? Pronto? Pronto?’ into a phone like many of her peers. For instance, drinking dog’s blood at a Satanic cult shindig in All the Colours of the Dark (1972)..

She had the opportunity to go beyond just playing the damsel in distress waiting to be rescued. She was practically a villain flirting with her uncle and getting off with her aunt in Your Vice Is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key (1972).

Plus, Fenech’s amazing on-screen chemistry with spaghetti western star and giallo king George Hilton in three classic films made them the Vivien Leigh and Clark Gable of the giallo world; albeit with plenty of nudity and sex.

Fenech also starred in Andrea Biachi’s Strip Nude for Your Killer (1975), which, aside from the unintentional sleaze and endless depravity, ends with the possibility of her being sodomised for the sake of a comedy ending. She also co-starred with Michael York and Donald Pleasence in Ruggero Deodato’s late-game entry Phantom of Death (1988), a film that is often labelled a giallo, although it's liberally applied here.

In Italy, Fenech is mostly known for a bunch of Italian sex comedies; the nation’s very own Barbara Windsor, if you will. For the rest of us, she’s better known for starring in some of the best gialli ever produced, which makes her the numero uno giallo queen.

Recommendations:
The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh (Sergio Martino, 1971)
All the Colours of the Dark (Sergio Martino, 1972)
The Case of the Bloody Iris (Giuliano Carnimeo, 1972)
 

Barbara Bouchet

Barbara Bouchet might have been an unofficial Miss Moneypenny and one of Captain Kirk's snogs, but to anyone familiar with the giallo genre, she is unquestionably one of its A-listers.
 
Bouchet shone in Emilio P. Miraglia’s gothic-tinged The Red Queen Kills Seven Times (1972) and Lucio Fulci’s controversially provocative Don’t Torture a Duckling (1972), which really put her on the map as a standout actress in the giallo genre.
 
She also starred in some of the more erotic films in the genre. Silvio Amadio’s Amuck! (1972) is a prime example, where she finds herself in the crosshairs of a couple with questionable tastes, played by the experienced Hollywood actor Farley Granger and the Italian enchantress Rosalba Neri (another entry on this list).
 
Another film that is worth mentioning is her brief appearance as an unfortunate prostitute who meets a gruesome end in the strange film The French Sex Murders. This film features a host of cult Euro-film stars, Anita Ekberg, Howard Vernon and the aforementioned Rosalba Neri to name a few. However, the film’s real highlight is its detective character, played by the American actor Robert Sacchi, who obviously got the part for remarkably looking like Humphrey Bogart. By no means a recommendable film, but an strange oddity for giallo addicts.
 
Barbara Bouchet also ventured into Eurocrime and Poliziotteschi action thrillers, such as the fantastic Italian gangster film Milano Calibro 9 (1972), Ricco: The Mean Machine (1973) and the unbelievably misogynistic Cry of a Prostitute (1974) starring Henry Silva. Her films are the very reason Quentin Tarantino looked like a gormless film nerd when photographed with her.
 
Recommendations:
Black Belly of the Tarantula (Paolo Cavara, 1971)
The Red Queen Kills Seven Times (Emilio Miraglia, 1972) 
Don't Torture a Duckling (Lucio Fulci, 1972) 
Amuck! (Silvio Amadio, 1972)
 

Anita Strindberg

Swedish actress Anita Strindberg's legacy in giallo is as well defined as her cheekbones.
 
With her captivating looks and outstanding acting, she quickly moved from supporting roles such as Lucio Fulci’s A Lizard in a Woman’s Skin (1971) to the main protagonist in Sergio Martino’s jet-setting thriller, The Case of the Scorpion’s Tail (1971).
 
Her most remarkable role, and perhaps the best in the entire giallo genre, is that of the wife of a decadent author who is both physically and mentally mistreated by him in Sergio Martino’s, Your Vice Is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key (1972). In a perfect world, Liza Minelli should have given her Best Actress Oscar for Cabaret (1972) to Anita Strindberg for her outstanding performance in this Edgar Allan Poe-inspired giallo.
 
Strindberg would also play a grieving mother alongside one-time Bond actor George Lazenby in Aldo Lado's whodunnit Who Saw Her Die? (1972). A dark film where the killer is dressed like a Monty Python granny. This giallo ought to interest fans of '70s British horror as it contains some uncanny similarities to Nicholas Roeg's classic Don't Look Now (1974), despite preceding it by a couple of years.

Yet to see The Two Faces of Fear (1972) and believe me, I've tried tracking it down countless times. Therefore I can't recommend it. I have seen the Haitian giallo Tropic of Cancer (1972), but it's largely forgettable, other than Anita Strindberg being in it. The same goes for Puzzle (1974), where she has a very minor role.
 
Murder Obsession (1981) was one of her final films before she from acting. It's sometimes described as a giallo, but it's more of a supernatural slasher, in my opinion. Regardless of genre, it's an underrated film and deserves more love from Italian horror fans.
 
Recommendations:
A Lizard in a Woman's Skin (Lucio Fulci, 1971)
The Case of the Scorpion's Tail (Sergio Martino, 1971)
Who Saw Her Die? (Aldo Lado, 1972)
 

Suzy Kendall 

Suzy Kendall might not have starred in as many gialli as the rest of her peers, but quality over quantity is more than applicable for the former missus of one half of Derek and Clive. Her films are legitimately amongst the best in the genre.
 
The British actress, best known for To Sir, with Love (1967) and Up the Junction (1968), would get a taste for the psychological thriller in the obscure home invasion film The Penthouse (1967). A foray of thrillers would follow, most of which were giallo, but the bizarre thriller Assault (1971) is worth a mention on account of it being produced by Eric Rogers of the Carry On film series.
 
The actress made her official debut in giallo with Dario Argento's classic The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (1970). The terror laced scene where she is trapped in her apartment whilst the killer whittles her front door with their knife, is one of the seminal set pieces in the film and one of the obvious examples as to why it helped reinvigorate the genre.

Kendall would also appear in Sergio Martino's Torso (1973), a giallo which can just as easily be labelled a slasher, thanks to containing many elements with it. Above all, it's the final act of the film, where Kendall's character finds herself trapped in a country home while the killer chops up her classmates oblivious of her presence, that truly takes it into slasher territory. 
 
Umberto Lenzi's problematically named giallo Spasmo (1974) would mark her final role in the genre. Perhaps not one of the director's best known films, but it's one of his better entries in the genre. Well worth checking out as it features one of giallo's most recognisable faces in Italian genre cinema, Ivan Rassimov. It also boasts a great score by Ennio Morricone, too.
 
Decades after retiring from film, Kendall would make a return as Toby Jones's mum in Peter Strictland's fantastically surreal Berberian Sound Studio (2012); a hypnotic ode to Italian film set in the '70s.
 
Recommendations:
The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (Dario Argento, 1970)
Torso (Sergio Martino, 1973)
Spasmo (Umberto Lenzi, 1974)
 

Nieves Navarro (AKA Susan Scott)

Spanish actress Nieves Navarro began making real moves in spaghetti westerns in the 1960s. Her glamorous appeal was a match made in heaven when she transitioned into a giallo queen at the star of the 1970s.
 
The actress would play memorable supporting roles in some major gialli, but it wasn't until the Death... films, directed by her husband Luciano Ercoli, that she would get to play more leading roles. 

Navarro's fiery, Latin temperament made the characters she played stand out from the more timid and fragile female protagonists one would find in gialli. This virtue would also lend to being a weakness at times, as she would avoid major red flags and be completely unaware of any potential dangers until it eventually comes knocking at her door.
 
After the classic era of the giallo had passed, Navarro would appear in much smuttier genre offerings, notably some of the Black Emanuelle films starring the cult actress Laura Gemser. As much as I'm a fan of Joe D'Amato's Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals (1975), it's hard to argue with these films not being a low point for any actor, sadly.
 
Recommendations:
The Forbidden Photos of a Lady Above Suspicion (Luciano Ercoli, 1970)
Death Walks On High Heels (Luciano Ercoli, 1971)
All the Colors of the Dark (Sergio Martino, 1972)
Death Walks at Midnight (Luciano Ercoli, 1972)
So Sweet, So Dead (Roberto Bianchi Montero, 1972) 
Death Carries a Cane (Maurizio Pradeux, 1973)
 

Marina Malfatti


Even though Marina Malfatti never had a lead role in a giallo, she has played many supporting roles where she is a genuine scene-stealer and far more memorable than the main female character. Therefore, Malfatti is a sound choice to complete this list.

A big part of what makes her interesting is her posh persona, no matter the character she plays. It is often enhanced by an upper class English accent for the international dub version.

However, what really makes her stand out is the outrageous outfits she wears. Her signature look is usually revealing her midriff and showing off a lot of cleavage, whether she is in sparkly tops or sheer gowns with plunging necklines that go all the way down to her navel.
 
My favourite Malfatti role is her playing Edwige Fenech's bourgeios, British neighbour in Sergio Martino's classic All the Colours of the Dark (1972). She's perhaps at her most stylish as she's dressed similarly to Ingrid Pitt's iconic blue gown from Countess Dracula (1971), replete with a choker. Her piercing stares and graceful poise reinforce the untrustworthy aristocrat vibe exuding from her roles. As evident when I recently watched for the first time The Blood-Stained Lawn (1973); which is not a giallo, in my opinion, given it features a blood-sucking robot.
 
Recommendations:
All the Colors of the Dark (Sergio Martino, 1972)
The Red Queen Kills Seven Times (Emilio Miraglia, 1972) 
Seven Blood-Stained Orchids (Umberto Lenzi, 1972)
 
I had planned to include ten giallo queens in this list, but since I started working on it during the summer heatwave (which I admit was on and off), it might have taken another five months to wrap it up. Still, it’s a great reason to create another list down the road when I have more time to dedicate and focus on this subject matter.

Sunday, November 30, 2025

Viewings: November 2025

With the long, cold nights in full effect, binging on movies with a hot cup of cha is a necessary survival tactic for your host. The majority of November's viewings are rewatches, but there are a couple of first time gems worth praising.

Edward G. Robinson proving simpin' ain't easy in Fritz Lang's superb Scarlet Street is easily my favourite find this month. Ought to check out The Woman in the Window (1944) considering it's practically the same cast and crew involved.

Fast forwarding to the present day, Alex Russell's psychological drama Lurker is a compelling tale of fan love and obsession with a neat little twist.


Film:
La Chienne AKA The Bitch (Jean Renoir, 1931)*
The Glass Key (Stuart Heisler, 1942)*
This Gun for Hire (Frank Tuttle, 1942)
Scarlet Street (Fritz Lang, 1945)*
The Curse of Frankenstein (Terence Fisher, 1957)
The Angry Red Planet (Ib Melchior, 1959)*
Dark of the Sun (Jack Cardiff, 1968)*
Daughters of Darkness (Harry Kümel, 1971)
The Omega Man (Boris Sagal, 1971)
The Case of the Bloody Iris (Giuliano Carnimeo, 1972) 
Death Falls Lightly (Leopoldo Savona, 1972)* 
The Bloodstained Lawn (Riccardo Ghione, 1973)*
Murder by Decree (Bob Clark, 1979)
 Altered States (Ken Russell, 1980)
The Beyond (Lucio Fulci, 1981)
Ms .45 (Abel Ferrara, 1981)
Wild Style (Charlie Ahearn, 1982)
Re-Wind (Hisayasu Satô, 1988)*
Hardware (Richard Stanley, 1990)
Nikita (Luc Besson, 1990)
Dead End (Jean-Baptiste Andrea, Fabrice Canepa, 2003)
The Mother of Tears (Dario Argento, 2007)
Sunshine (Danny Boyle, 2007)
The Ruins (Carter Smith, 2008)
Nightcrawler (Dan Gilroy, 2014)
Frankenstein (Guillermo del Toro, 2025)*
Lurker (Alex Russell, 2025)*
One Battle After Another (Paul Thomas Anderson, 2025)*
Warfare (Alex Garland, Ray Mendoza, 2025)
 
Television:
Blake's 7 - Series 2 (Various, 1979)  
Mastermind - Episodes 16-19 (Bill Wright, 2025 / 2026)* 

*First time viewings.

 

Dada Debaser Notes:

  • I discovered The Misfits' Walk Among Us album cover originated from a scene from The Angry Red Planet.
  • Surprised by how brutal Jack Cardiff's Dark of the Sun was; especially when it's made out to be a '60s men-on-a-mission actioner with Rod Taylor, Jim Brown and Kenneth More.
  • Can't overstate my love for This Gun for Hire. Alan Ladd being an unfathomably based hitman might possibly be the earliest example of the anti-hero assassin in a film. Not hard to see the on-screen chemistry shared with Veronica Lake, either; considering she was an absolute smoke show in it.
  • It's a shame Ladd and Lake's The Glass Key isn't on the same level as This Gun for Hire. Despite the so-so direction and a convoluted plot, there's a cool escape sequence in it, as well as a death by cuckoldry scene, which makes it at least memorable.
  • Despite its title and associated cast, I should have realised The Bloodstained Lawn wasn't a giallo once I spotted the robot chilling in the background. Very dull and meandering, but Marina Malfatti is a definite highlight as an aristocratic noble using the aforementioned robot to suck the blood out of working class undesirables and selling it. Plus, she wears revealing garments like in her gialli. Sweet!
  • Nearly seventy years old and Hammer's The Curse of Frankenstein does everything better than Mexican Tim Burton's adaptation of Mary Shelley's classic novel. It wasn't struck by Disneyfied visuals, uneven pacing and Cushing and Lee weren't playing characters with daddy issues.
  • A film I never totally understood (and still don't, to be honest), is Ken Rusell's Altered States. William Hurt experiencing religious visions in a sensory depravation chamber and consuming enough psychedelic drugs to turn him into primal matter are worth watching the film, however. I love the caveman scene.
  • Both of Arrow's restorations for Ms .45 and Wild Style look incredible in 4K. It's crazy how well they depict early '80s New York City on such small budgets. In the very remote chance an Arrow rep is lurking here, can we please get The Exterminator (1980) next year?
  • The Mother of Tears is a perfect example as to why a director should never finish their trilogy if too much time has passed. Dario Argento fell off well before producing this unintentional comedy. I'm dreading Gareth Evans announcing The Raid Part III.
  • Serious question for all the “Paul Thomas Anderson is the master of modern cinema” people: which brand of colouring crayon tastes the best?
  • Already discussed the second season of Blake's 7 in detail, but I feel compelled to include Shivan's scene just to end the month on a high:
Blake's 7 Voice from the Past Shivan Scene
George Spenton-Foster 1979