Tuesday, December 31, 2024

Viewings: December 2024

Took complete advantage of the festive break and crammed an obscene amount of recent films until my eyeballs melted like Gerstead's. The biggest highlights were undoubtedly Sean Baker's comedy drama Anora and Jang Jae-hyun's horror mystery Exhuma. Two very different films and two great examples why 2024 in film was a winner for me.

Roll on 2025!


Film:

12 Angry Men (Sidney Lumet, 1957)

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (Nicholas Webster, 1964)*

The Blood Beast Terror (Vernon Sewell, 1968)

The Colour of Pomegranates (Sergei Parajanov, 1969)*

The Italian Job (Peter Collinson, 1969)

The Conformist (Bernardo Bertolucci, 1970)*

Hands of the Ripper (Peter Sasdy, 1971)

Fuzz (Richard A. Colla, 1972)*

Barry Lyndon (Stanley Kubrick, 1975)*

I Don’t Want to Be Born (Peter Sasdy, 1975)

The Black Hole (Gary Nelson, 1979)

Dawn of the Mummy (Frank Agrama, 1981)*

The Escapees (Jean Rollin, 1981)*

Paris, Texas (Wim Wenders, 1984)

Blood Games (Tanya Rosenberg, 1990)*

Beau Travail (Claire Denis, 1999)*

Lost in Translation (Sofia Coppola, 2003)

The Borderlands (Elliot Goldner, 2013)

Red Rocket (Sean Baker, 2021)*

Anora (Sean Baker, 2024)*

The Apprentice (Ali Abbasi, 2024)*

Conclave (Edward Berger, 2024)*

The Devil’s Bath (Severin Fiala, Veronika Franz, 2024)*

Exhuma (Jang Jae-hyun, 2024)*

Frogman (Anthony Cousins, 2023/2024)*

Gladiator II (Ridley Scott, 2024)*

Heretic (Scott Beck, Bryan Woods, 2024)*

Humane (Caitlin Cronenberg, 2024)*

Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person (Ariane Louis-Seize, 2023/2024)*

Hundreds of Beavers (Mike Chislik, 2022/2024)*

It’s What’s Inside (Greg Jardin, 2024)*

Kill (Nikhil Nagesh Bhat, 2023/2024)*

The Order (Justin Kurzel, 2024)*

The Shadow Strays (Timo Tjahjanto, 2024)*

The Substance (Coralie Fargeat, 2024)

Thelma (Josh Margolin, 2024)*

 

Television:

Doctor Who - ‘Doctor Who and the Silurians’ (Sydney Newman, 1970)

Doctor Who - ‘The War Games in Colour’  (Sydney Newman, 1969/2024)*

Doctor Who - ‘Joy to the World’ (Sydney Newman, 2024)*

Squid Game - Season 2 (Hwang Dong-hyuk, 2024)*


*First time viewings.


Dada Debaser Notes:

  • Remember when Benedict Cumberbatch's mum was a giant blood-sucking moth in The Blood Beast Terror? I do, but then again, I also remember thinking it was better than it really was.
  • Oscar bait performances by the Brits this month: Nicholas Hoult as a bowl haired white nationalist and Jude Law's moustachioed fed were both exceptional in true crime thriller The Order. Ralph Fiennes's concerned trolling cardinal in the bitchfest that was Conclave was also very noteworthy. I'll probably only ever catch these films again whenever they're aired on TV, however.
  • Joan Collins spurning the advance of a lustful dwarf and subsequently cursed with a demonic killer offspring in Peter Sasdy's laughably terrible I Don't Want to Be Born should have been great in theory. Waste of a great cast: Donald Pleasence, Ralph Bates, Caroline Munro and a blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo from the first lady of Play School (1968-1988) Floella Benjamin. Thankfully, Sasdy delivered with the excellent Hands of the Ripper (1971) a few years prior.
  • The Apprentice follows the typical Hollywood style formula of any biopic or period piece featuring the aid of vintage visual filters, an OTT campy wardrobe, and nostalgic needledrops. I was sick of hearing Bacara again and again. To the film's credit, Jeremy Strong's performance as Roy Cohn makes it highly watchable. Simultaneously channelling Dustin Hoffman's Rain Man and Beelzebub. There's a hilarious scene that parallels Trump's liposuction and hair surgery with Darth Vader's creation.
  • The Color of Pomegranates is a five star banger in terms of its sublime cinematography and gorgeous production design. However, despite its relatively short run time, it's a challenging slog to wade through, thanks to its cold and avant-garde religious sensibility. One for the Criterion chin strokers.
  • The last twenty or so minutes in Frogman are great fun. Unfortunately, the fifty minutes that precede it are absolutely boring.
  • The proverbial picture paints a thousand words proved true as Gi-hun's memeable mugshots from Squid Game summed up my satisfaction regarding both seasons of the show:

Did my best and worst films of 2024. Also listed my fave discoveries and Blu-Ray/4K releases. Even did the Top 100 Directors Challenge (and failed).

Blog reading I enjoyed this month were the Martorialist's best movies and TV shows awards and Dark Eyes of London’s top 10 films of 2024.

Sunday, December 29, 2024

Squid Pro Quo

People risking their lives in a variety of demented playground style contests for money made for addictive viewing in Hwang Dong-hyuk's Netflix series Squid Game (2021). The  global phenomenon successfully managed to entertain and shock in equal measure. It also felt like a complete package in its nine episode run. Netflix commissioning a second and third season obviously makes business sense for the streaming giant, but just like film sequels, it runs the risk of being inferior and diluting the brand. For Dong-hyuk's creation, Squid Game season two is still a highly bingeworthy offering, but also a mixed bag compared to its sublime predecessor.

What's instantly noticeable about the second season is it being reduced to seven episodes. Hardly a red flag, but cause for concern considering it's significantly slower paced in getting to the actual games than before. Main protagonist, Seong Gi-hun (Lee Jung-jae), is a completely changed man after winning the previous tournament. Joined by cop Hwang Jun-ho (Wi Ha-joon), they now command a team of mercenaries searching for the location of the deadly games and the cryptic higher ups who run it.

Gi-hun becoming a contestant again leads to a few changes in both the variety of games and general theme of the show. His familiarity with the iconic first game Red Light, Green Light leads to more survivors, which consequentially means less prize money for everyone alive. This in turn leads to scenes where the survivors vote more often in proceeding with the next games. The winning majority dictating what happens next. This in turn has the voting losers forced to play on and risk their lives. Whereas the first season was a satire on capitalism, season two makes a prodding commentary on democracy, and how the exploitation of it. 

The new contestants are a varied bunch of desperate individuals: an elderly mother and her idiotic son are perhaps the most interesting of the new lot. The most odious of the bunch is Thanos, a Korean rapper, with eye rolling hood talk, who had me praying for his instant death. The actor who played him was terrible, too. The first season's players were far more memorable, however.

Season two's biggest offence is it feeling like it has been divided from the inevitable third season, thanks to its pacing and various sub plots being ridiculously drawn out. Thus, even with its violent finale and predictable cliffhanger, it doesn't come close to being as satisfying as its debut season. This reeks of Netflix's tampering, as other shows exclusive to the platform have intentionally been divided (Cobra Kai's sixth season).

Overall, Squid Game season two is a mixed bag. A series which continues to shine with its incredible premise and high risk stakes, make it easy to binge all the way through, effortlessly. However, the slower pace and drawn out story telling, replete with it all being told in less episodes, make it feel a little underwhelming compared to its monumental debut. Still, despite this criticism, Squid Game still left me feeling invested and wondering how it will conclude.

Thursday, December 26, 2024

Home Format Releases of 2024

Another bumper, but bittersweet year for cinephiles with a vested interested in owning films on physical media.

More boutique labels were eager to cut out the customer convenience of purchasing off Amazon and pushing folk into ordering directly from their sites. Cutting out the middleman is understandable, but a right pain in the arse if something was available for pre-order off Amazon, months in advance, only to be withdrawn and already sold out elsewhere. My pre-order of The Stone Tape is the latest example. Hence, FOMO became an even bigger issue in 2024 and leading to more scalpers cashing-in on folk with money to burn.

2024 was also the year where quality issues were more prevalent with various major boutique releases having dodgy sound mixing or picture freezing. This would lead to the headache of having to get in touch with customer service and provide proof of purchase for a replacement disc, rather than automatically like some other labels.

Anyhow, without further ado, here are the physical media highlights for me this year:

The Flesh and Blood Show - The Horror Films of Pete Walker | Blu-Ray | 88 Films

The Hitcher | 4K | Second Sight

Inside the Mind of Coffin Joe | Blu-Ray | Arrow Films*

Looking for Mr. Goodbar | 4K | Vinegar Syndrome

Blake's 7: The Collection - Series 1 | Blu-Ray | BBC

The Blair Witch Project | Blu-Ray  |Second Sight

Columbia Horror | Blu-Ray | Indicator

Häxan | Blu-Ray | Radiance Films

Dawn of the Mummy | Blu-Ray | Treasured Films

Forgotten Gialli Vol. 7 | Blu-Ray | Vinegar Syndrome

J-Horror Rising | Blu-Ray | Arrow Films

The Sadness | 4K | Shudder

* Technically released last year, but the absence of subtitles on one of the discs meant the corrected set didn't come out until earlier this year.

With the proposed US tariffs, now might be a good time to pack it in with ordering overseas. Buying films is already an expensive hobby, and I can't see myself importing with the same frequency next year. Probably sticking to the home grown labels for the foreseeable future.

Also, managed to score most of Michel Soavi's oeuvre on 4K, which was released by Severin last year, during the Black Friday sales. Currently lumbered in some depot in Stanstead over Christmas. Anna Falchi in Dellamorte Dellamore (1994) on 4K ❤.

Wednesday, December 25, 2024

I Got Ninety-Nine Films, but Les Biches Ain’t One

Found a challenge for cinephiles over on Letterboxd that I shamelessly stole. You can read the original challenge rules here. The best 100 films sourced from TSPDT's list of the top 250 directors - one film per selected director.

At the very least that would give me some leeway, right? Wrong. The original list turned out to be filled with films by overrated pinko hacks, foreign film makers no one had heard of, and the pretentious shite men pretend to like to score with artsy women. This was a tougher challenge than I imagined and it turned into something of an obsession.

Various individual auteurs have way too many classics, but I ended up including my own personal fave pick from their filmography, despite not being regarded as their best by others.

Evidently, based on the blog title alone, I failed. I couldn't find that one last worthy entry and hit one hundred great films.

Here's the list regardless:

A Trip to the Moon (Georges Méliès, 1902)
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (Robert Wiene, 1920)
Nosferatu (F. W. Murnau, 1922)
M (Fritz Lang, 1931)
Frankenstein (James Whale, 1931)
Freaks (Tod Browning, 1932)
Duck Soup (Leo McCarey, 1933)
King Kong (Merian C. Cooper, Ernest B. Schoedsack, 1933)
The Wizard of Oz (Victor Fleming, 1939)
The Maltese Falcon (John Huston, 1941)
Casablanca (Michael Curtiz, 1942)
I Walked with a Zombie (Jacques Tourneur, 1943)
The Big Sleep (Howard Hawks, 1946)
A Matter of Life and Death (Emeric Pressburger, Michael Powell, 1946)
Kind Hearts and Coronets (Robert Hamer, 1949)
The Third Man (Carol Reed, 1949)
White Heat (Raoul Walsh, 1949)
In a Lonely Place (Nicholas Ray, 1950)
The Day the Earth Stood Still (Robert Wise, 1951)
Les Diabolique (Henri-Georges Clouzot, 1955)
The Ladykillers (Alexander Mackendrick, 1955)
The Bridge on the River Kwai (David Lean, 1955)
Witness for the Prosecution (Billy Wilder, 1957)
Touch of Evil (Orson Welles, 1958)
The Magician (Ingmar Bergman, 1958)
Eyes Without a Face (Georges Franju, 1960)
Le Trou (Jacques Becker, 1960)
Peeping Tom (Michael Powell, 1960)
Psycho (Alfred Hitchcock, 1960)
The Servant (Joseph Losey, 1963)
The Hill (Sidney Lumet, 1965)
The Collector (William Wyler, 1965)
Bunny Lake Is Missing (Otto Preminger, 1965)
For a Few Dollars More (Sergio Leone, 1965)
The Battle of Algiers (Gillo Pontecorvo, 1966)
Belle de Jour (Luis Buñuel, 1967)
The Dirty Dozen (Robert Aldrich, 1967)
Bonnie and Clyde (Arthur Penn, 1967)
Rosemary's Baby (Roman Polanski, 1968)
Targets (Peter Bogdanovich, 1968)
The Wild Bunch (Sam Peckinpah, 1969)
Army of Shadows (Jean-Pierre Melville, 1969)
The French Connection (William Friedkin, 1971)
Dirty Harry (Don Siegel, 1971)
Deliverance (John Boorman, 1972)
Aguirre, the Wrath of God (Werner Herzog, 1972)
Don't Look Now (Nicolas Roeg, 1973)
High Plains Drifter (Clint Eastwood, 1973)
Badlands (Terence Malick, 1973)
The Parallax View (Alan J. Paluka, 1974)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Tobe Hooper, 1974)
Jaws (Steven Spielberg, 1975)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (Miloš Forman, 1975)
Picnic at Hanging Rock (Peter Weir, 1975)
Marathon Man (John Schlesinger, 1976)
Carrie (Brian De Palma, 1976)
The Pink Panther Strikes Again (Blake Edwards, 1976)
Star Wars (George Lucas)
Suspiria (Dario Argento, 1977)
Dawn of the Dead (George A. Romero, 1978)
Apocalypse Now (Francis Ford Coppola, 1979)
The Elephant Man (David Lynch, 1980)
The Shining (Stanley Kubrick, 1980)
Mad Max 2 (George Miller, 1981)
Time Bandits (Terry Gilliam, 1981)
Blade Runner (Ridley Scott, 1982)
The Thing (John Carpenter, 1982)
Zelig (Woody Allen, 1983)
This Is Spinal Tap (Rob Reiner, 1984)
The Terminator (James Cameron, 1984)
Ran (Akira Kurosawa, 1985)
Back to the Future (Robert Zemeckis, 1985)
Down by Law (Jim Jarmusch, 1986)
Manhunter (Michael Mann, 1986)
The Fly (David Cronenberg, 1986)
Platoon (Oliver Stone, 1986)
Raising Arizona (Joel Coen, Ethan Coen, 1987)
Robocop (Paul Verhoeven, 1987)
Do the Right Thing (Spike Lee, 1989)
Drugstore Cowboy (Gus Van Sant, 1989)
Goodfellas (Martin Scorsese, 1990)
Point Break (Kathryn Bigelow, 1991)
The Silence of the Lambs (Jonathan Demme, 1991)
Braindead (Peter Jackson, 1992)
Ed Wood (Tim Burton, 1994)
Serial Mom (John Waters, 1994)
Pulp Fiction (Quentin Tarantino, 1994)
Boogie Nights (Paul Thomas Anderson, 1997)
Fight Club (David Fincher, 1999)
The Matrix (Lana Wachowski, Lilly Wachowski, 1999)
Memento (Christopher Nolan, 2000)
Children of Men (Alfonso Cuarón, 2006)
We Need to Talk About Kevin (Lynne Ramsey, 2011)
The Skin I Live In (Pedro Almodóvar, 2011)
Holy Motors (Leos Carax, 2012)
Hard to Be a God (Aleksei German, 2013)
The Grand Budapest Hotel (Wes Anderson, 2014)
The House That Jack Built (Lars Von Trier, 2018)
Parasite (Bong Joon-ho, 2019)

Reasons Why TSPDT's List Sucks:

  • Why are genre film makers like Tobe Hooper, John Carpenter and George A. Romero listed, while Wes Craven is omitted? All those directors experienced similar highs and lows.
  • Michael Powell is listed twice in TSPDT's list; one on his own, and the other with Emeric Pressburger. I took this a valuable loophole to get closer to one hundred films. Besides, both films I listed are legitimately great.
  • Wound up including certain rare great films from film makers that I'm not even a fan of, or in some cases - despise.
  • Don't blame me for the miniscule number of 21st century titles. The likes of great contemporary auteurs such as Robert Eggers, Nicolas Winding Refn and Jonathan Frasier not being available says more about the source I had to work with. Here's your host's highest rated 21st century films.
  • TSPDT's original list included Peter Greenaway and Ken Russell, but they were given the heave-ho for other film makers I was unfamiliar with, or just couldn't give a toss about. This was crucially costly for me as either The Devils (1971) and The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover (1989) would have helped me hit the finish line.

Please excuse the lack of a Christmas related post this year, this challenge took way too much time. Between all the "classics" and 2024 movies binged this month, it was too much. Also, I just couldn't be bothered, to be totally honest. Merry Christmas, though!!!

Friday, December 20, 2024

Worst Films of 2024

Francis Ford Coppola's Megalopolis is undoubtedly the worst film I've watched this year (and probably the decade thus far), but at least its withdrawn trailer with fabricated quotes managed to provide some entertainment. Can’t say the same the for other wretched releases this year.

Ranging from overrated fart-house darlings, awful remakes, and made for Tubi slop, here's a list of films which were the nadir of 2024 for me:

Apartment 7A (Natalie Erika James)

Borderlands (Eli Roth)

La Chimera (Alice Rohrwacher)

The Crow (Rupert Sanders)

Cuckoo (Tilman Singer)

The Fall Guy (David Leitch)

Gladiator II (Ridley Scott)

I Saw the TV Glow (Jane Schoenbrun)

The Killer (John Woo)

Lisa Frankenstein (Zelda Williams)

Maid Droid Origins (Rich Mallery)

Megalopolis (Francis Ford Coppola)

Night Swim (Bryce McGuire)

Thelma (Josh Margolin)

Trap (M. Night Shamalamadingdong)

Uglies (McG)

Under Paris (Xavier Gens)

V/H/S/Beyond (Jay Cheel, Jordan Downey, Christian Long, Justin Long, Justin Martinez, Virat Pal, Kate Siegel)

Did you know the inspiration for Eli Roth's cinematic turd that was Borderlands was inspired by his French bulldog taking a dump? True story

Thursday, December 19, 2024

Best Films of 2024

A good year for folks with an unapologetic love for genre cinema. Quality and variety were more evident compared to the previous year.

Below is a list of the best of 2024  along with abridged versions of their reviews and their Letterboxd ratings:

Disclaimer: Criteria for eligibility were films released in the UK (theatrical or streaming) this year.

 1. The Zone of Interest (Jonathan Glazer)

 A loose adapatation of Martin Amis's titular novel, The Zone of Interest is a powerful viewing experience. Horrific atrocities that occur in the film are largely implied, heard, or viewed from afar. Therefore, much of the horror is left to our imagination.

Adjacent to the unseen nightmare, we're privy to the domestic life of  Rudolf Höss (Christian Friedel), commandant of the Auschwitz concentration camp, and his wife Hedwig (Sandra Hüller), the self proclaimed "Queen of Auschwitz".

Micha Levi's soundtrack also plays a huge part. It's minimal, and other wordly modern, but complimentary and never out of place.

A tough and harrowing watch, but a monumental accomplishment in contemporary cinema.

2. The Substance (Coralie Fargeat)

½

Our celebration of beauty and youth is hardly a new concept; they've been well documented in art, literature and music throughout our history. Coralie Fargeat critiques these impossible standards in the satirical body horror that is her sophomore film, The Substance (2024). All this, while waving the tricolore flag as the true queen of New French Extremity.

At its core The Substance has a similar structure to Forgeat's impressive debut, Revenge (2017), as it also features a small cast, along with blending the fantastical with reality.

This is all about satirising both the beauty and entertainment industries in an extreme fashion. For this reason, The Substance comes across as cartoonish on the surface, yet completely fathomable with our assumptions of both fields.

3. Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (George Miller)

One of the best motion pictures released this year, and yet no one bothered to see it in the cinema including me as I was put off by its run time. Turned out time flew by when I did eventually see it, though..

Anya Taylor Joy does a sterling effort as an earlier incarnation of Charlize Theron's vengeful Vuvalini. In this current era of film making, it's a pleasant relief she wasn't turned into another boring girlboss. Her path of revenge isn't an easy road in the least. Her victories are earned.

However, as previously noted, the real star is Chris Hemsworth relishing the opportunity as the villainous antagonist.

The chances seem to be slim for another entry in the Mad Max universe; which is a massive shame for films in general

4. MadS (David Moreau)

David Moreau, the bloke responsible for the utterly compelling home-invasion thriller Them (2006) AKA Ils, achieved a blinding comeback with the electrifying zombie horror, MadS (2024).

Allegedly filmed in one take, you can't help but be impressed with the logistics involved with such an endeavour. The result is an anxiety ridden night for three French teens high on drugs during the beginning of the end for mankind.

The tone might overall be nihilistic, but it's a thoroughly riveting viewing experience, regardless.

A white-knuckle, roller coaster film which is highly recommended, as it's easily one of the greatest horror films of the year.

5. Anora (Sean Baker)

Anora's premise is essentially a crash and burn Cinderella story, where Mickey Madison's titular character, largely addressed as Ani in the film, is a spirited New York sex worker of Russian descent, who meets her Prince Charming in the form of the son of a wealthy Russian oligarch, Ivan (Mark Eidelstein), nicknamed Vanya. Her beauty and his money equates to the pair hitting it off and screwing like bunnies. The whirlwind romance eventually leads to them getting hitched in a Las Vegas chapel.

Both wildly funny and tragic at times, Anora's kinetic energy and palpable atmosphere contribute to a fresh paced and deeply engrossing film that make its long arse run time (around two hours and twenty minutes) whizz by.

6. Late Night with the Devil (Cameron Cairnes, Colin Cairnes)

½

The charm of the film is it how it initiates this awkward atmosphere of a live television show going wrong and escalating into a sense of dread and eventual insanity brimming with demonic horror.

It's amusing hearing the house band performing while being obviously rattled by the events going. The awkward laughs and applauses from the audience is another example. It's the kind of stuff I want to witness from a live television show going completely off the rails and Late Night with the Devil achieves that with a chef's kiss.

7. Kneecap (Rich Peppiatt)

½

It might offend some with its colourful language and heavy drug use, but Kneecap contains plenty of boisterous energy and smart social satire to be rollicking entertainment.
 
Set in Belfast, Northern Ireland, this raucous comedy/docu-drama is essentially a semi-fictional origin story of the rap group Kneecap.
 
Whilst dipping its toes in political waters, its irreverent humour manages to educate and shine light on cultural issues, without being in the least bit patronising or condescending about it. Achieving this so effortlessly, makes Kneecap one of this year's gems.

 8. Love Lies Bleeding (Rose Glass)

½

Love Lies Bleeding has a darkly comic sense of humour woven within its tapestry. Despite its explicit sexual scenes, it exudes an archaic and simplistic pulp novel vibe which is welcomingly refreshing in modern cinema's convoluted and bloviated story telling.

Set in a town in New Mexico, during the late 1980s, Love Lies Bleeding centres around the relationship between gym worker Lou (the piranha-jawed Kirsten Stewart) and body-building drifter Jackie (Katy O'Brian).

Whilst artistically surreal at times, Love Lies Bleeding is a welcome throwback to the neo-noir thrillers from the eighties which seem to have made a resurgence this year in the indie scene. Love Lies Bleeding was easily the top film amongst them.

9. Twilight of the Warriors: Walled In (Soi Cheang)

½

Set during the eighties in Hong Kong's shanty city of Kowloon, the historical region resembles a post-apocalyptic nightmare rather than an actual urban province. The gargantuan ramshackle is the basis for the film's amazing look.

The fight choreography comes somewhere in between Steven Chao's cartoonish action in Kung Fu Hustle (2004) and the brutal grittiness of Gareth Evans' The Raid films. Thus, Twilight Warriors: Walled In does not disappoint with its entertaining action scenes.

Did not expect the emotionally effective drama sequences, either.The film is superior to the average John Wick-core actioner, which has long outstayed its welcome.

10. Azrael (E.L. Katz)

 ½

Post-apocalyptic films are a frequent setting in sci-fi and horror; practically a genre in itself with how common it's become, but there aren't that many out there with a Biblical theme.

Samara Weaving's performance is of someone completely put through the wringer. She’s able to tell a lot just with emotions in her facial expressions. Big blue eyes say a lot when contrasted with all the mud and blood she's covered in.

There are occasional texts that appear on screen that serve as quasi-Biblical like gospel to the proceedings in the film. They're few and infrequent, but lend well to the overall dark and brutal tone of the film.

11. Exhuma (Jang Jae-hyun)

½

Split into several chapters, Jang Jae-hyun's film contains two very distinctive halves. Initially, it focuses on being a supernatural mystery and dealing with bizarre procedures involved in lifting the curse safely.

It also casts doubt on the various mystics. Could they potentially be con artists exploiting people’s superstitions and desperation? 

Exhuma is a lore heavy folk horror; addressing the sins of the past which permeate throughout the film.

The cast, particularly Choi Min-sik's charismatic vape-smoking geomancer, are all solid, and do help buffer the two wildly different tones of the film.

Occasionally convoluted with unnecessary exposition, Exhuma still manages to be a highly mesmerising film.

12. Mars Express (Jérémie Périn)

½

A French, animated, science fiction film that proudly wears its inspirations - notably Blade Runner (1982) and Ghost in the Shell (1995) on its sleeve.

It forgoes the popular, Marvel standard which has infected other sci-fi properties over the years, opting for the type of philosophical themes you would expect from Isaac Assimov's novels.

Set in the year 2200, Périn manages to construct an incredible amount of world building in his debut. Undoubtedly the film's major strength.

Throughout its lean running time Mars Express impresses in marrying future tech in a human society; opening the books on various moral and ethical quandaries.


Shout out to writer and director Jane Giles for compiling the closest to a sensible selection amongst her peers in Sight and Sound's The 50 Best Films of 2024 list. Still need to check out her documentary film Scala!!! (2023).

Other winners this year:

Best Villain: Dementus (Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga)
Runner Up: Art the Clown (Terrifier 3)
 
Most Disturbing Film:  The Coffee Table
Runner Up: The Devil's Bath

Best Kill: Shower Scene (Terrifier 3)
Runner Up: Yoga Girl Scene (In A Violent Nature)
 
Best Fight: Good Guys Vs. King (Twilight Warriors: Walled In)
Runner Up: Yakuza (The Shadow Strays)
 
Best Chase: Octoboss Assault Scene (Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga)
Runner Up: Orange Walk Scene (Kneecap)

Most Superfluous Opening Text: Strange Darling

Greatest Fashion Statement: Ed Harris's Hair (Love Lies Bleeding)
Runner Up: Eric Cantona's Glasses (The Killer)
 
Best Homage/Tribute Scene: Nightmare Head on a Bed (MaXXXine)
 
Best Original Soundtrack Choon: Z Berg - Better the Devil (Strange Darling)
Runner Up: Tyler Bates - Video Store Villainy (MaXXXine)

Best Needledrop: De La Soul - Say No Go (Civil War)
Runner Up: Abwärts - Computerstaat (MadS)*
 
Not film related but The Penguin was the best TV I watched this year. Realistically speaking, I hardly watched any other new shows this year, but it's still an amazing series, regardless.
 
* Couldn't find the scene online.

Wednesday, December 18, 2024

Ani, Are You OK?

Anora (Sean Baker, 2024)

Despite all of its acclaim, Sean Baker's debut film Tangerine (2015) was a disappointmet to me. It was enough to put me off checking out his subsequent films. That was until Anora (2024) came along this year. The change of heart wasn't brought upon by it winning the coveted Palme d'Or this year (who honestly gives a f**k?), nor was it because Baker proved to be a one of us with his visit to the Severin cellar; instead it was largely due to Mickey Madison getting naked in it. Therefore, imagine my surprise when Anora turned out to be a legitimately great film and far more accessible than his debut. 

Anora's premise is essentially a crash and burn Cinderella story, where Mickey Madison's titular character, largely addressed as Ani in the film, is a spirited New York sex worker of Russian descent, who meets her Prince Charming in the form of the son of a wealthy Russian oligarch, Ivan (Mark Eidelstein), nicknamed Vanya. Her beauty and his money equates to the pair hitting it off and banging like bunnies. The whirlwind romance eventually leads to them getting hitched in a Las Vegas chapel. Classy! This in turn leads to Vanya's parents and handlers enforcing their powers over the newly weds.

Structurally, Anora's three acts represent a fantasy romance soured by reality. The first gear change is when Anora is forced to help the oligarch's Armenian goons in tracking down her absconded husband. It's at this point where we're introduced to Igor (Yuriy Borisov), the young Russian heavy, who might be the purest soul in saga. The third act represents Anora coming to terms with what she knew all along about her spoilt man child of a partner, along with the eventual face-off with her domineering, plastic surgery nightmare of a mother-in-law; essentially the film's matriarchal villain. The ordeal is bitter for our young protagonist. Anora is a film where you can predictably guess the final destination, but the journey there is what makes the whole experience so mesmerising.

Mikey Madison's performance is incredible. She paints her character with a battle hardened veneer, but there's a hidden side which fleetingly betrays her fragility within. It's often juxtaposed with her being so sexually confident and carefree on the outside, but there are moments of tenderness and weakness when she's alone on the screen. Which ultimately leads to the film's unforgettable conclusion. Borisov also manages to subvert by initially coming across as the typical Russian heavy you might witness in STV tier actioners, and yet, he is the most sympathetic to Anora's plight. Also, Karren Karagulian's Armenian goon Toros is a major source to much of Anora's second act coming across as a screwball comedy. This is a complete contrast to the more serious nature of the film's plot at that point.

Both wildly funny and tragic at times, Anora's kinetic energy and palpable atmosphere contribute to a fresh paced and deeply engrossing film that make its long arse run time (around two hours and twenty minutes) whizz by. Vanya's super-rich lifestyle and the eventual comedown is reminiscent to the outlier worlds of Martin Scorsese's questionable protagonists; another element to the film's draw. This is all cohesively gelled together via Mickey Madison's outstanding performance; undoubtedly one of the best this year. It's also the only film (out of three appearances) where Madison isn't set on fire.

Glad I gave Sean Baker another chance as Anora proved it wasn't the dreaded tart-with-a-heart rom-com, à la Pretty Woman (1990) that I expected. What I got was essentially a crushing take on the pursuit of the American Dream and those who fall victim to it. Remarkably, Anora also happens to be an unexpectedly entertaining comedy, so think of that what you will. 

A genuinely great film, and probably the final high note of 2024.

Friday, December 13, 2024

Best Old Films Discovered in 2024

Way less golden oldies this year since I felt obligated to review every one I discovered and liked; which in turn, took up some precious film time. However, it was still a productive year for vintage finds considering it gave me some excellent films from around the world; not to mention a genuinely great late era Italian horror I had absolutely no prior knowledge of.

Here are the film gems I discovered this year; along with personal ratings of them over on Letterboxd:

 
1. The Swimmer (Frank Perry, 1968)

Frank Perry's psychological drama revolves around Ned Merrill (Burt Lancaster), a middle-aged man with a bizarre obsession to journey home by swimming in their pools; often intruding in the gardens of his friends. Ned calls it "the Lucinda river", after his wife, which in turn becomes a fascinating odyssey for its protagonist and the viewer. 
 
A cutting critique on the American Dream and the the mental state of its protagonist. An unconventional role one for Lancaster, but a superb performance, regardless.
 
A strange and enthralling social commentary, presented as an offbeat drama with a lot of depth to it. Highly recommended.

2. The Spider Labyrinth (Gianfranco Giagni, 1988)

Nino Celeste's cinematography is absolutely gorgeous and a major highlight of the film; the Argento-esque scenes are particularly breathtaking. Its aesthetic beauty is definitely a reason why I'm smitten by this film.

The Lovecraftian horror really takes the film into vintage Fulci territory and succeeds with a suitably oppressively foreboding atmosphere.

Definitely deserves a spot as one of the best late game Italian horror films, out there. So glad it's been rescued from relative obscurity. Makes me wonder if there are any other lost Italian horror gems out there awaiting discovery.

3. The Appointment (Lindsey C. Vickers, 1981)

Considering The Appointment was released during the hayday of the video nasty, it's a virtually a bloodless affair. Foreboding, atmospheric dread is its main objective.

Edward Woodward is great at playing authoritarian figures who’ve bitten off more than they can chew in horror films.

For fans of British horror, it's a winner. Effective as a slow burn chiller that doesn't abuse one's patience with a long arse run time; and rewarding to the observant who can spot hidden clues and symbolism within.

4. Dementia (John Parker, 1955)

½

A curious oddity from the 1950s. Dementia's production history is just as strangely fascinating as the contents of the film. A weird anomaly which ought to be recognised by both film historians and genre heads as genuinely being ahead of its time.

Although not quite on the same tier as the movies that it inspired, Dementia is unquestionably a remarkable effort given the talents involved, along with it being such a mind blowing discovery.

An anachronistic film which should appeal to armchair shrinks and anyone interested in surrealist films and vintage B-movies.

5. Door (Banmei Takhashi, 1988)

½

Yasuko Honda (Keiko Takahashi - Banmei's other half) is a young, yuppie housewife living in an apartment block, faced with daily harrassment by aggressive traders.

Door is fundamentally a stalker thriller; a popular theme for its time. However, Door possesses idiosyncratic features which distinguishes it from its peers. There's a distinct European aesthetic throughout the film; for instance, Yasuko's appartment is decorated with western style art and sculptures such as Greek statues.

Its cinematography, courtesy of Yasushi Sasakibara, lends a distinctive De Palma/Argento flavour to it, too.

6. The Hunting Party (Don Medford, 1971)

½

You're in for a tough and unapologetic Western when it cold opens with a real life scene of a cow having its throat cut. If that isn't shocking enough, it's intercut with Candice Bergen being raped by her sadistic husband played by Gene Hackman. Calamity Jane this ain't.

While Hackman is away on a hunting trip (which involves torturing an Asian prostitute) with his rich pals, Bergen is kidnapped by a permanently perspiring Oliver Reed (still rocking the Urbain Grandier look) and his gang of outlaws, where she's also raped by him.

There really are no good guys in this film, in case you were wondering. Downbeat film, but riveting, regardless.

7. The Night Visitor (László Benedek, 1971)

½

Framed by his relatives and forced to take a plea of insanity by his corrupt lawyer, Salem (Max Von Sydow) is condemned to a life in a remote, medieval-style asylum for the criminally insane somewhere in the Scandanavian frozen tundra.

László Benedek spends much of The Night Visitor's running time on Salem’s ingenious jailbreak. Taking account that it's a revenge plot, Salem is almost portrayed as an anti-hero.

It isn't until the final act, where the film goes into more horror territory that Salem exhibits his villainous tendencies. Ironically becoming the very villain he was accused of  being.

8. The Sniper (Edward Dmytryk, 1952)  
 
½

Genuinely surprised a film with such a dark subject matter would ever be released by a Hollywood studio — particularly Columbia Pictures. What would have been more fitting as a low-budget exploitation film produced by the likes of B-movie legend, George Weiss back in the day, is a highly polished and thoroughly thrilling Stanley Kramer production.

The Sniper is not only an excellent film noir, but a serial killer film which might have been ahead of its time.

9. Shanty Tramp (Joseph G. Prieto, 1967)
 
½

Unsurprisingly, Shanty Tramp never earned any plaudits for its handling of social political issues; especially ones engrained in America's turbulent racial history.

Realistically speaking, the film was made to court controversy in the aid of getting bums on seats. Almost sixty years on, and it still packs some punch to the easily offended today. 

However, for those of a less sensitive disposition, Shanty Tramp excels at weaving an entertaining exploitation romp; comparable to such Southern trash masterpieces Two Thousand Maniacs! (1964) and Mudhoney (1965). For this reason alone, Shanty Tramp is an uncouth, yet beguiling film that is definitely worth seeking out.

10. Eyes of Fire (Avery Crounse, 1983)
 
 ½

Robert Eggers's The Witch (2015) is Dada Debaser's pick for the best horror film of the 2010s. Therefore, when Avery Crounse's obscure eighties folk horror, Eyes of Fire (1983) is referenced by various film buffs as an ancestral forerunner, it becomes worthy of my time.

Set in the hostile American wilderness during the colonial era, Crounse's low budget effort comes across as Arthur Miller's The Crucible pollinated with David Lynch's weirdisms; in particular Twin Peaks (1990). It's equal parts a historical tale and also a surreal, trippy nightmare.

11. Guest House Paradiso (Adrian Edmondson, 1999)

½

Guest House Paradiso is loud, crude and unapologetically juvenile. Witnessing Eddie and Richie administering Looney Toons level of violence to one another is like watching Laurel and Hardy ramped up to eleven.

The film isn't only reliant on its cartoonish violence, it also possesses some truly idiotic dialogue, like the Richie having to repeat 'it's pronounced "Thwaite"' whenever trying to correct anyone from saying his surname as Twat. Much like Hyacinth Bucket has to endure.

Very much in the immature spirit of Peter Jackson's early gross out films.


There were some other notable films I discovered this year, which I didn't rate as high as the picks above, but felt a positive appreciation for.

The Camp on Blood Island (Val Guest, 1958)
Hammer's very own The Bridge Over the River Kwai (1957). Offensively un-PC by today's standards, but Val Guest really manages to turn a fairly straightforward tale about British PoWs planning a revolt against a sadistic Japanese commandant to avoid being massacred into a riveting film.

Guns, Girls and Gangsters (Edward L. Cahn, 1959)
B-movie noir where released con Gerald Mohr plans to rob an armoured van, along with stealing his ex-cellmate's wife, played by blonde bombshell Mamie Van Doren. The clincher is her hubby is the mean and trigger happy Lee Van Cleef, and he's just broken out of jail. Great pacing and witty fast-talking noir speak make this a fun watch.

The Possessed (Luigi Bazzoni, Franco Rossellini, 1965)
Mystery thriller set in an out of season tourist resort. Both the film's cinematography and overall atmosphere reminded me of Antonioni's Decadence trilogy, although this is far less up its own arse than those films.
 
The Secret Cinema (Paul Bartel, 1966/1968)
Quirky and surreal short where a woman discovers her life is being filmed and secretly screened amongst her social circle. A spiritual predecessor to the likes of The Truman Show (1998).

Tony Arzenta (Duccio Tessari, 1973)
The plot about a hitman planning to retire going awry is hardly new, but it's worth a watch when it's Alain Delon as the lead. Despite the usual plot beats, there are some nice action set pieces involving the hellbent assassin taking on the European crime syndicate. 
 
Gleaming the Cube (Graeme Clifford, 1989)
Convinced the film's script could have been applied to any popular eighties trend without needing to be changed much. It's a showcase for skate boarding, and it includes Tony Hawk driving a Pizza Hut delivery truck, so that should set the tone of the film. Christian Slater changing his usual clobber to get close to his dead brother's girlfriend is absolutely hilarious. I also really liked his best mate's bunker crib.

Run and Kill (Billy Tang, 1993)
This Cat. III thriller goes in a completely wild direction that I was never able to predict. It includes one of the most horrifying scenes that I might have watched in Hong Kong cinema.

Shredder (Greg Huson, 2001)
Expected to find this ski resort slasher to be dire, but it turned out to be surprisingly decent. Lots of obvious stereotypes from the noughties era and unashamedly low brow, but Shredder wound up having some unexpected charm for me.

Project Wolf Hunting (Kim Hong-sun, 2022)
The super soldier plot is undercooked and could have been a shorter film. However, it's hard to be too critical with the all the gory violence on-screen.
 
 
Not film related, but vintage TV I enjoyed this year were Children of the Stones (1977), Blake's 7: Season One (1978), old episodes of Doctor Who on BBC iPlayer, and the few episodes of Sapphire and Steel (1979-1982) I managed to catch on Rewind TV.