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Tuesday, March 5, 2024

Quest for Misfire

Out of Darkness (Andrew Cumming, 2022/2024) 

Stuck for two years in the film festival quagmire, Andrew Cumming's prehistoric survival horror Out of Darkness (2022) unearths its way to the general public with a new title (PKA The Origin) and the final result is it should have stayed in the bog.

Set in 43,000 B.C, Out of Darkness begins with a small tribe landing on the shores of an undiscovered land; somewhere in ancient Europe. Tension soon replaces elation when our Paleolithic collective soon discover that they're not alone in the hostile wilderness. At first, it's the suspicious demise of a mighty beast, then it's the sounds from the darkness beyond their campfire. When one of the party is snatched into the blackness of night, the horror elements of the film really come into play.

What sells the film is its premise; this isn't just another one of those fish out of water stalk and slash type films, but one that's set in the prehistoric past, where its characters are familiar with survival. The other selling point is the unique language created for the film that's spoken by its cast. That's the good out of the way.

The problems of the film become abundantly clear with its typically modern and generic story telling. That's all well and good in your average Star Wars or MCU shite, but it's immersion breaking in a film which has taken some effort striving for authenticity with creating an ancient language. Why on Earth would a writer feel compelled to point out how awful the patriarchy is in a caveman horror thriller? Wouldn't be surprised if the writers gave themselves a pat on the back when they named two of the film's characters Adem and Avé. These eye rolling, cringe worthy faux pas would have been forgiven if Out of Darkness did not have one of the most reprehensible girl boss protagonists to ever grace a film since Odessa A'zion's Riley in Hellraiser (2022). Capping it all off, the film ends with an underwhelming final act revelation containing a glib social message en par with Robert Kerman's "I wonder who the real cannibals are" from Cannibal Holocaust (1980).

Worth noting that the Scottish Highlands look fantastic in the film and really drive home its ancient setting. It's all a huge shame as the cast are generally good, particularly Kit Young as the young Geirr. Also, I can't really hate on Safia-Oakley Green as the girl boss Beyah, either; hardly her fault her character was written so poorly. If only this film was produced around the same time of the classic subterranean horror The Descent (2006), which also contained cavemen of a sort. The film wouldn't have fallen victim to such modern day unnecessary distractions like its menstruating girl boss protagonist worrying about her toxic tribal chief stripping her of her virginity amidst the unknown entity which is stalking them.

Funny thing about Out of Darkness's general negative reception is the criticism over it containing a diverse multi-ethnic tribe, Gucci looking fur clothes and shaved faces ruining their perceptions of prehistory. None of those were an issue for me. They might very well be anachronistic (who really knows, am I right?), but they were far more tolerable than the Tumblrina levels of writing. Besides, the best caveman film is Don Chaffey's One Million Years B.C. (1966) which was blessed with the iconic Raquel Welch and dinosaurs (courtesy of the legendary Ray Harryhausen) that were already extinct when our ancestors first walked the Earth:

One Million Years B.C. (Trailer)
Don Chaffey, 1966

Tuesday, February 28, 2023

Viewings: February 2023

A trifecta of sixties films were the major picks this month.

James Landis' The Sadist was easily my favourite film. Its producer, Arch Hall Sr. also had a cameo and ghost produced another choice pick in Ray Dennis Steckler's surprisingly well made, The Thrill Killers. 

Fast travel to Japan, and I was wowed by Yosuzô Masumura's psycho-sexual drama Blind Beast. Kudos for not going how I predicted it.


Film:
The Outlaw (Howard Hughes & Howard Hawks•, 1943)*
She Shoulda Said No! AKA Wild Weed (Sherman Scott AKA Sam Newfield, 1949)*
I'm All Right Jack (John Boulting, 1959)
The Sadist (James Landis, 1963)*
The Thrill Killers (Ray Dennis Steckler, 1964)*
Lady Morgan’s Vengeance (Massimo Pupillo, 1965)*
The Snake Girl and the Silver-Haired Witch (Noriaki Yuasa, 1968)*
A Woman Kills (Jean-Denis Bonan, 1968)*
Blind Beast (Yosuzô Masumura, 1969)*
Help Me… I’m Possessed (Charles Nizet, 1974)*
Hotel Fear (Francesco Barilli, 1978)*
Alley Cat (Victor M. Ordoñez, Edward Victor & Al Valletta, 1984)*
Hell Comes to Frogtown (Donald G. Jackson & R. J. Keizer, 1988)
Basquiat (Julian Schnabel, 1996)
The Wash (DJ Pooh, 2001)*
Chained (Jennifer Lynch, 2012)*
Helter Skelter (Mika Ninagawa, 2012)*
Black Bear (Lawrence Michael Levine, 2020)*
The Menu (Mark Mylod, 2022)*
Babylon (Damien Chazelle, 2022 / 2023)*
Infinity Pool (Brandon Cronenberg, 2023)*
 
Television:
The Day of the Triffids Season 1 - Episodes 1 - 6 (Ken Hannam,1981)
Neighbours - Episode 1 (Reg Watson, 1985 / 1986)* 

The Day of the Triffids Season 1 - Episodes 1 & 2 (Nick Copus, 2009)
Mastermind Episodes 20 - 23 (Bill Wright, 2022 / 2023)*
 
*First time viewings.
• Uncredited. 

 

Dada Debaser Notes:

  • Instead of the adult film industry, imagine if Boogie Nights was about various figures during Hollywood’s transition from the silent movie era to the talkies and beyond. Now imagine it’s written and directed by a Criterion loving millennial in urgent need of Ritalin. That's Babylon!
  • Couldn't help wondering if Laura Benedict in The Thrill Killers might be Aubrey Plaza's nan since she looked striking similar to her.
  • Speaking of Aubrey Plaza, Black Bear was all right, but the meta film-making concept was way more creative and less exhausting in One Cut of the Dead (2017).
  • Crazy how I'm All Right Jack, a British comedy from the 1950s, can still feel relevant decades later with its on point satire of working trade unions.
  • Vincent D'Onofrio's performance in Chained was superb. Too bad the film was completely undermined by a terrible plot twist and a predictably ambiguous final scene.
  • It wasn't until my appreciation post for Roy Budd's soundtracks did I realise he also scored both Steptoe & Son films.
  • From Dr. Dre having the "bubblies" to Snoop & Truth Hurts having a quickie, the only redeemable part about The Wash was the end titles featuring the Bad Intentions music video.
  • Still in two minds over Son of Cronenberg's new film. First hour was great, but afterwards... it kind of lost its way. Will return to it again soon, though.
  • Tried watching that recent BFI Spike Lee Q&A, but kept being reminded of the Joker's art museum scene from Batman (1989).
  • R.I.P to the bikini goddess Raquel Welch!